Darlene

A cigarette.

Person 1 "Hey man, I'm gonna go hack a darlene."
Person 2 "Cheers, dude."

by Crazynoncolombiancook October 25, 2020

Darlene

A spiritual person who believes the earth is not flat

Wow did you see what Darlene was talking about?

by Bigmantyrobe November 4, 2019

Darlene Blast

when you squander over the possible ways to infiltrate ones asshole

Damn, last night she Darlene Blasted me so good I came twice

by darleneblaster101 July 1, 2019

Dirty Darlene

The act of having sex with a mechanic using engine grease as lube...

Gonna take myself to the shop for a Dirty Darlene

by Serpentman May 20, 2019

Grandma Darlene

Someone who is a real fucking downer and generally shitty person to deal with/be around.

You're being a real fucking Grandma Darlene

by Hugh Gekok July 25, 2019

chelsea darlene smitson

Chelsea darlene smitson- also known as a w.h.o.r.e that sleeps with anyone that will give it to her. Runs away from her problems. Acts like a Disney mom. Left her "family" high and dry. Is selfish but vary smart and is a spoiled rotten BRAT. Needs to learn respect and loyalty.

Chelsea darlene smitson needs to keep her legs closed. And stop blaming others for her reactions!

by Petty.bitch May 30, 2018

Darlene

Darlene is a very thurl person. She is very short and pretty . Darlene attracts a lot of boys

but she is very loyal . She is one of a kind . Darlene is smart and a great friend . and she

lover her husband Alegandro Almeida Santiago the only men she want is him she gonna

get 5 to 11 kids with him she is gonna clean his room and do anything for him ANYTHING

darlene

by kingoffart August 17, 2024