Dandelionmale

Formerly known as @kangarootesticles on TikTok, Dandelionmale is one of the best tiktokers in history. With only 954k followers (and counting) they have been noticed by F’real, Inside edition, charlidamelio, benjikrol, addisonre, and some others. She has made 2 people delete their accounts. All of ‘radicaltok’ loves her. She had 300+ fanpages with amazing edits. Dandelionmale is commonly used in sentences usually referring to an account.

Hey have u heard of dandelionmale?!
who?
dandelionmale my page! ohhhh roasted.

by toastergekko August 2, 2021

dangerous dandelions

The biggest baddest gang around. They prefer to tickle their victims to death or make them have severe allergic reactions if applicable.

Guy1: Hey man, do you have allergies?
Guy2: Yeah, its the Dangerous Dandelions......

by dalainimick March 1, 2010

Dandelion

Blowjob

"Hey do you guys wanna give me a dandelion?"
"Sure, everyone gather around & on the count of three blow at the same time."

by heetee! May 19, 2010

Dandelion

The act at the end of a blowjob, when the performer blows the semen during the ejaculation in the receivers direction.

Dude she like totally gave me a dandelion after one hell of a blowjob yesterday.

by SS Truppenkommandant Reichen December 5, 2017

dandelionpythagorascore

when something serves cunt in its flop era

no bc its giving dandelionpythagorascore
fuck.. that’s so dandelionpythagorascore

im necking it w my crush rn- dandelionpythagorascore

by flower123456789101112 September 23, 2023

dandelion

Term used to describe low-income, uneducated (stupid) people in large families, due to their rapid breeding and the volume of their ignorance "chocking out" other lives around them.

See Harvey Danger:
"Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a tv"

Also, see the movie, Idiocracy.

The average couple these days, they have one kid, maybe. That kid has one kid, and that kid has one kid. Three generations, total of three people. Those dandelions? They've got six kids. Those seeds have pretty much no chance. That family will fit in four generations in the time it takes the "average" folks to do three generations. Each of them will have six kids, who'll have six kids, who'll have six kids. That's one smart person for every 86 dandelion idiots in 60 years. We're so screwed.

by Nice Clean Lawn July 23, 2009

dandelion.

it means "i love you"
it is from the book smack.

gary stares into biancas eyes and says "dandelion."
she slaps him.
and says this aint cho babii.

by blubblubblub January 29, 2008