by Jagster31 February 02, 2017
Shorthand for 'designated driver.' The person who escorts you to the club, drinks lightly if at all, and helps drive you home after a long night of cirrhotic frivolity. D2s are occasionally given special treatment by bartenders for their services, such as offering snacks and non-alcoholic beverages to dedicated D2s.
Person 1: "Hey, can you be my D2 tonight?"
Person 2: "Sure! I charge $13 per hour, plus $50 if you vomit in my car."
Person 1: "What? Why are you charging me just to-- ...oh."
Person 2: "Sure! I charge $13 per hour, plus $50 if you vomit in my car."
Person 1: "What? Why are you charging me just to-- ...oh."
by Inlovewithabsol March 08, 2023
by anonymous8700098 January 02, 2021
Destiny 2 PvP players who complain about how bad the game is and how they don't enjoy it on daily basis, yet they still spend most of their free time playing the game. They know there are other games out there but they refuse to quit the game they hate and love no matter how bad it gets.
" Most D2 PvP players must be masochist, they know we don't care about them and they complain about the game all the time yet they just keep racking those hours up. It's like we don't even have to try to please them." - someone at bungo probably
by Arbalest Main March 07, 2021
When a train is ran on your girl and when the guy getting head is about to bust all dudes twist the girls nipples to make her scream sound long like a broken rusted wailing R2-D2.
Person 1: Dude how much fun did you have Rusty R2-D2ing her last night.
Person 2: I had almost two much fun.
Person 2: I had almost two much fun.
by Rusty duck January 13, 2021