D2S

destined to succeed

bro i rate the hustle, your really d2s.

by anonymous8700098 January 1, 2021

Rusty R2-D2

When a train is ran on your girl and when the guy getting head is about to bust all dudes twist the girls nipples to make her scream sound long like a broken rusted wailing R2-D2.

Person 1: Dude how much fun did you have Rusty R2-D2ing her last night.

Person 2: I had almost two much fun.

by Rusty duck January 13, 2021

D2

Shorthand for 'designated driver.' The person who escorts you to the club, drinks lightly if at all, and helps drive you home after a long night of cirrhotic frivolity. D2s are occasionally given special treatment by bartenders for their services, such as offering snacks and non-alcoholic beverages to dedicated D2s.

Person 1: "Hey, can you be my D2 tonight?"
Person 2: "Sure! I charge $13 per hour, plus $50 if you vomit in my car."
Person 1: "What? Why are you charging me just to-- ...oh."

by Inlovewithabsol March 8, 2023

R2-D2

It means this or something else was of little value.

Picture this, R2-D2 making a wish.

by Tirtledove October 30, 2020

D2

The second dump in a day.

Todd rubbed his hands all excitedly because he had a D2 brewing.

by Jagster31 February 2, 2017