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southern curly fries

Pubic dreadlocks, often due to lack of hygiene.
Zach: "Darwin, shave down there. You have some serious southern curly fries going on."
by Treeboy9 June 13, 2018
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cucky angst

The ambivalent but intensely erotic and emotional feelings experienced by a man who knows, or suspects, or fantasizes that his wife is having sex with another man or other men. The feelings are an intoxicating cocktail that becomes almost addictive, and include jealousy, lust, suspicion, humiliation, anguish, helplessness, graphic sexual fantasy, and intense erotic longing.

Such a cocktail of depraved thoughts and feelings comes initially as a shock, but can begin to overwhelm the man at any time his wife is out without him, and in advanced cases will become the sexual payoff for him, and he'll actively reinforce his wife's need to go out, to get away from him for a night. Thus he becomes his wife's enabler.

The experience culminates in the man jacking off, while thinking about his wife in the arms of other men. The intense pleasure reinforces his condition and intensifies his desire to experience it over and over. In cases where the chemistry is perfect, the wife will sense what her husband is experiencing, and know she's become his fantasy cock bait. That will tempt her into playing out his fantasies for him, either openly or behind his back, in the beds and cars of other men. "What the hell," she'll begin thinking. "It's what he seems to want. Why not do it?" And she does it.
When Bonnie demanded a "girl's night out" from her husband Mike, Mike discovered that in addition to feelings of suspicion and jealousy and a rush of humiliation, he also felt intense excitement and lust. He becomes narcotized by the fantasies he begins to experience, as he begins getting intense sexual rushes, imagining in graphic detail what his wife might be doing with other men. Mike begins to actively encourage those thoughts, and to relish his wife's nights out, especially when she begins openly going to bars alone. It means another night of heavenly fantasy and repeated acts of jacking off for him, and seduces Bonnie into becoming the cock loving bar slut that Mike deep down wants her to be. Mike has become completely intoxicated by, and Bonnie has learned to exploit, the thrill of cucky angst.
by July41944 July 31, 2009
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curvy catcher

A male who loves the curvy females. One who adores BBW, ample butts, ample breasts, thick hips and thighs.

"These women are whole women, not half women. And its always a party when you're with them." - Johnny Kaufman
Benny is a curvy catcher. He always has been. He always will be. It is twice the thrill touching and holding the large, lovely ladies. It is twice the thrill making love to them. He loves the thick chicks by far.

When he passes a skeletal type on the street he always suggests she should eat a french fry.
by PDXJohnny99 April 24, 2013
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curvy

Despite popular belief, curvy does NOT mean fat. Curvy is an hour-glass figure; large breasts, hips, and butt with a comparatively small waist.
Thin women CAN be curvy, and fat women CAN be curveLESS. It is a body SHAPE, not a body SIZE.
by shiksaa March 23, 2011
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Curry orgy

When a ton of east indian males get in the back of an Suv and have intense intercourse, taking turns jizzing on each others faces.
Hey Chad I was at the tennis court last night when I saw a ton of indians having a curry orgy, it was awesome!
by G-shiz April 25, 2011
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curry comet

A hard constipated shit forced out by a spicy meal containing curry.
Bob: did you finally shit? Your farts were really getting stale.

Jesse: OMG yes!! I ate spicy jungle curry last night that forced it out this morning.

Bob: yeah that's a curry comet!! Works every time.
by Flapjack27 December 29, 2013
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Oliver Curry

A bizzare wooley haired human like creature from the Welsh Border Marches, comes out at night and is not easily tamed, he may bite. Likes Indian food and Metalica.
Boy1:Wow is that Oliver Curry?

Boy2: Yea shall we feed him?

Boy1: No, beter not he might bite.
by Scarlet Poet April 3, 2011
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