white curiosity

The quest for an inquisitive adventure in which white people will typically survive. Any other ethnic group, esp. blacks, are likely to be killed unless accompanied by white folk.

Why is that white guy taking photos of a bear? His white curiosity will keep him safe.

Why is that white guy looking at those low flying airplanes, doesn't he know that they will crash on him?
Damn white curiosity, that crap would get me killed.

by Illegalamerican August 13, 2016

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white curiosity

The quest for an inquisitive adventure in which white people will typically survive. Folks other than white, are likely to be killed unless accompanied by white folk.

Why is that white guy taking photos of a bear? His white curiosity will keep him safe.

Why is that white guy looking at those low flying air planes, doesn't he know that they will kill him?
Damn white curiosity, that crap would get me killed.

Want to go on a hike? NO! Your white curiosity will get me killed!

by TheIllegalAmerican August 10, 2016

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Shitty curiosity

The act of fingering or scratching your ass and sniffing it out of curiosity.

When Joe scratched his ass and out of shitty curiosity, he sniffed his finger and I lost my lunch.

by Jtf1993 June 18, 2017

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post-surgery curiosity

Refers to the common occurrence of a patient’s asking the doctor to show him the “nasty” (i.e., a lodged foreign object, gall/kidney stone, tumor, infection-colony x-ray, etc.) that was removed, and thus his intense suffering in finally alleviated. Deep-framing said undesirable for display on the person’s wall is optional.

Children are most often the patients exhibiting post-surgery curiosity, such as wanting to see a thorn/splinter (“No WONDER this was paining you so much --- just look how big and ugly it is!”) after it’s been extracted from their hurting appendage.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

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