cliticism

Cliticism is the criticism of someone's clitoris, i.e. too long, too fat, bigger than my penis, etc...

In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.

Person 1: "Sorry to be rude, but I think you should stop waving your clitoris around this airport lobby."
Person 2: "That's okay, I can take some constructive cliticism."

by CS_Pro May 4, 2014

Self criticism

When one with insecurities tends to expose them, usually not knowing that others know and not find the attempt at a self roast funny.

Chloe used self criticism as an attempt to be funny.

by Dratical April 20, 2021

media-government-cynicism-complex

The unwitting or intentional partnership between corporate media and the government that works to saturate and bombard the citizenry with bad news and terror. The goal is to elevate the willful ignorance and acceptance of bad policy, divisive tactics, dehumanization or marginalized members of society and financial regulations that favour the wealthy.

The world is a beautiful place full of good people. If you ignorantly and blissfully consume the "media-government-cynicism-complex" of course you will feel like the world is going to hell in a hand basket. You are missing out and wasting opportunity.

by fundybrewer September 28, 2017

Cuntitis

A bitch that you can't fucking stand.

She acts like a real cunt around you and has this incurable disease called Cuntitis.

That bitch has Cuntitis.

"Ain't nobody got time for dat"

by Cuz Bitches Love That Shit June 10, 2013

cuntiersman

n. A person who enjoys having sex with virgins. Specifically, female virgins.
Portmanteau of "cunt" and "frontiersman".

The cuntiersman deflowered a multitude of maidens.

by Captain Fakename March 8, 2015

cuntissimo

An extremely hairy vagina. One that is borderline visually offensive.

Holy crap! Did you see the vagina on that girl? All that hair? She had a regular cuntissimo!

by Nick Mc March 21, 2008

cunticity

The defining state of being a cunt- as in "how big?"...

Cunticity can be defined by common or esoteric measurement. Most commonly involves black holes, lengths of rope and "two by four" pieces of lumber, used for temporary shoring...

by Mr. Gas October 31, 2009