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Science of Cunt

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Emerged out of the field of Vadgology; recent developments have been the application of Chomskyian mathematical grammars to the study of the CUNT.

lately, a theory has been proposed of a so-called 'generative cunt' -- a mighty vadge which is continually fucked at all angles by black men, who themselves were convicted of rape in previous lives.
this from the new york times : 'richard dawkins has defended the Science of Cunt as hard science, against the soft pussy of the postmodernists.'
by eeclayton April 5, 2010
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The deli Cunt that gives you an attitude when you ask her to make you a…
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.
I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldn’t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!
by Frank Palace July 16, 2022
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Piece of cunt

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Both "Piece of cake" and "cunt" combined. It means that a female is easy.
(plays smash bros)

Mario (SSB): Why is Samus being a piece of cunt??
by poptheheck January 7, 2017
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cunt of a cunt

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A complete cunt of a person. The ultimate of all cunts.
This bloke, tried to take my fan, he was a cunt of a cunt.
by Skribbles13 February 16, 2018
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duchess of cunt

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Similar to Cuntess, except a duchess of Cunt exhibits traits akin to her Duke of Cunt, essentially completing a pair of royal Cunts.
'Hey bro did you see that uptight chick walking around acting all hoe with that Clark Kent looking dude?'

'Yeah man, she's part of that Duke and Duchess society with him. You know, like the Duchess or something.'

'That's some Class A bitch. She's like the Duchess of Cunt.'
by BANTERvPREDITOR October 17, 2013
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A group of bitches, typically in a school, who pick on random, weak, introverted males for no reason given. Charismatic in a way just to bring more members.
Henry: Who are those bitches chasing me?
Chris: Because that "Cult of Cunt" has seen you as their 'chosen one'!
by Jishis Crest September 10, 2022
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Cunt of Nerds

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Baker's dozen is 13
Cunt of Nerds is 8
That trivia team is a Cunt of Nerds.

How many tacos you want...a Cunt of Nerds
by Sandtrap Couillard August 2, 2023
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