Cump

The act of accidently deficating on your lover whilst ejaculating.

I was about to ejaculate on Susan's stomach but instead I cumped on her.

by Jake Plisken February 3, 2010

Cump

plural: cumps
A cup of cum.

That is not a cup, it is a cump. So be careful widit!

by Random14YearOld August 6, 2021

Cumping

The act of pooping out cum post anal sex.

The act of cumping is not restricted to gender or species.

Alice had anal sex with her partner and spent a better part of the afternoon cumping.

“Wow that was some great buttsex, but I really need to take a cump now”

by Zeroace123 November 1, 2021

Cump

Coffee Dump

Can you hurry with the check, please? I drank too much of your coffee and now I need to cump out last nights Banh Mi.

by Matthew A.T. August 22, 2021

Cump

Take a shit and cum at the same time

Fuck babe I’m gonna cump

by AmySchumerjustsaidvaginahahaha September 17, 2020

cump

Crusty, leftover, dried up semen.

After a long night of in-and-out, I woke up with cump on my sheets.

by Weeb May 20, 2008

Cump

When a man cums after dry-humping with clothing on.

Yo did you fuck that chick last night?
- Nah, we just grinded and she was so good that I cumped.

by Erfy J September 27, 2010