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Compensation cuddles

She let me fuck her good so I gave her compensation cuddles in return.
by Baguette Bumbo March 5, 2019
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Law of Reverse Compensation

The law of reverse compensation states that that after a given amount of time, any photo of guns or gun gear that makes its way to normies, will result in a penis or penis compensation remark. This is caused by their own cognitive dissonance due to inability or lack of ability to confidently protect or defend oneself or family.
"Look at those guys with all those guns, they obviously all have emotional issues and micropenises" example of the law of reverse compensation
by Average right wing extremist September 24, 2023
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instant compensation

A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.
Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.
by Dom i nic March 25, 2008
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Cumdensation

When the temperature is so high that a man's semen beads up and sweats through the shaft of his penis to cool it down.
"Man I'm not used to this southern weather, there was so much cumdensation on my dick when I woke up!"
by Rouzay November 15, 2011
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carpensation

Using a nice car to compensate for other areas lacking sufficiency.
Check out that bald guy in his Corvette! Talk about carpensation.
by Polska59 February 15, 2009
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compensation

something that everyone in the world does all the time.
even you
compensation
by awesnemity June 1, 2010
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Compensation face

The face people pull when they pose in the sun newspaper telling the world they deserve compensation.
The Gatwick drone couple felt violated and told the press they planned to sue the police whilst posing for the press whilst putting on their best compensation faces.
by RustySausage December 24, 2018
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