crusty

yuccky; repulsive; specifically, having unremoved dried secretions/excresences on oneself or scabbed-over pimples/sores. More generally, dirty, disgusting.

Eww, his handkerchiefs (shorts, sox, etc.) are as crusty as the 6-months old pudding in the fridge.

by guy May 11, 2003

crusty

Thick-skinned: deliberately blunt and frank to the point of rudeness, while indifferent to others' reactions.

That man was crusty enough to walk into the house without even knocking at the door.

by Alogon April 29, 2009

crusty

something or someone that is cool, hip, etc.

Angel is one crusty vato!

by Alaab April 14, 2008

crusty

when you do not wipe your ass for a month them pour lotion in your ass crack and let it sit for a week. this causes a crust that needs a jackhammer to remove it is so thick and hard

after that shit i didnt wipe and now i have ass crust

by matt November 23, 2003

crusty

very hot like the surface of the earth (crust)

yoo thomas is crusty mann!

by rubemilymas March 02, 2020

crusty

A Very old woman who hasnt got any in like 30 years

yo mama or girl friend

by h May 12, 2004

crusty

a guy who is crusty. someone who is dirty looking, someone that you would not talk to.

"unh uhh girl that boy is crusty. i just wanna hit him with some body spray."

by litwiinka December 28, 2007