FACE CRUSHER

When you walk into a bathroom and someone has dropped the king dump and the smell forces you to make a face to display your displeasure. Can also just be an overpowering fart smell.

Stay clear of the bathroom, bro. Someone got very serious and dropped a face crusher.

by Gross Tony March 10, 2008

ball crusher

A more advanced practitioner of the art of ballbusting. A woman who lives to demean men, to figuratively crush their testicles into a fine powder so that the wind can disperse it and leave no trace that the man ever had any testicles.

Go out there and do battle with the ball crushers of the world, my son.

by Pussy-whipped schmuck February 11, 2007

Monkey Crusher

Meth pipe used to smoke crystal methamphetamine or meth

Don't forget to pickup a Monkey Crusher at the BP gas station.

by 8250 February 11, 2010

Wesley Crusher

Perhaps the female nerd's first and only character crush.

If you ever tell anyone I had a crush on Wesley Crusher I'll kill you after torturing you with needles.

by A hot Christina March 28, 2009

Circle crusher

Japanese slang uses the term “circle crusher” to describe someone, generally a female, who joins a school club (which are called “circles” in Japan) and sparks a breakdown in the friendship between existing members, often because of an active or desired romantic relationship.

"I heard Veronica broke up another group of friends again. Apparently she was secretly sleeping with all of them."
"What did you expect? She's well-known to be a circle crusher."

by 96Acedia April 28, 2020

Hand Crusher

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. He gave himself this name at the hospital with both Izuku Midoriya and Tenya Iida after the Stain insident. He says that he is always there when someone's hand gets hurt. "Hand Crusher" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia community.

"Am I cursed?"

"Todoroki! I didn't know you had a sense of humor!"

"This isn't a joke. I'm like the Hand Crusher or something."

by IcyThot July 18, 2021

Pussy Crusher

A euphemism for the Hip Abductor exercise.

Terry: "Did you see Shantell over there?"
Mike: "No, where?"
Terry: "Shes looking fine doing Pussy Crushers in the corner"

by FillaKK April 18, 2022