Combines

Combines are like acorns, only larger. they can be tripped over so therefore need harvested. (by a brand new combine harvester) they can be a variety of colours, mainly brown or gold though. Combines can be eaten by many animals but usually ones of a small nature. (squirrels and rabbits etc) Combines originate from Trees and acorns. they are a mixture of both

Guy 1 - "Woah! What are those things that resemble acorns but also look slightly like a tree?!"

Guy 2 - "Dude, those are combines? Do you not see that Combine Harvester going through the fields collecting them?"

Guy 1 - "oh, man your right. Combines rock!"

by ilikewordss November 21, 2010

Combing the Collie

What older ladies do to their overgrown greying pubic hair in readiness for sexual encounters.

Liz Jones spent some time Combing the Collie prior to hooking up with the Rock Star, having failed to be able to find a local waxing parlour, and not having had intercourse for three years

by Crystal_M August 15, 2010

crombieholic

One obsessed or a major fan that of the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.

AKA: aberholic

Friend One: Saranac boot cut jeans? An Upper Cascade striped shirt? A vintage double Ezra prong belt? What a crombieholic.
Friend Two: Dude, I think <I>you're</i> a crombieholic.

by hollisterCo June 25, 2005

combina

The typical way in Israel to get things or jobs. By a deal or connections.

1. Mr. Cohen works here thanks to a combina his brother, Uzi Cohen, has made.

2. Damn Ezra! I am a victim to his combina, that's why i'm doing these kitchen jobs.

by phlegmat March 22, 2005

Combinationitis

The euphoric hyperactive feeling you get after the movies when you've combined Twizzlers, large popcorn, and a jumbo soda. When you reach the pinnacle of your cinematic snackage. Twizzlers are optional, sour patch gummies or two boxes of snowcaps are an acceptable alternative.

After the movie Vonnie asked "Shayne or Tyler, would one of you be my designated driver on the way home?". "Why", said Shayne, "You haven't been drinking". "Ya, I know", said Vonnie, speaking about 100 mpr. "I'm afraid I've reached the pinnacle of my cinematic snackage and have a bad case of combinationitis.

by von444 October 6, 2009

Combinism

A nonconformist ideology that amalgamates concepts from different genres or doctrines of thought.

"Combinism?"
"Yeah. I think workers' self-management (socialism), along with more municipal rather than state government (communalism), could perfectly work in a capitalist society."
"Okay, but 'combinism' makes it sound like you worship the bad guys from Half-Life 2."
"What? No way, I'm a Newellite all the way. Worship the Creator not the creation, or however that bi-be-bal thing goes."

by The Syndicalist September 4, 2016

combinatorialist

A math guy that can count hard things (maybe)

"So what do you specialize in"
"Combinatorialist"
"What?"

by Kingsmen number 2 April 22, 2019