croatian cradle 

halfway between a cultural tradition and a seizure

Hey have you sexy man Marko Zimic?
Yea he looks like he has epilipsey (I cna't spel) while doing croatian cradle.
*sucks caleb weddle big toe*

croatian cradle by Stuyvesant Lacrosse June 8, 2021

Croatian bikini

A girl who is wearing a Croatian bikini is naked on the beach, whether in Croatia or another country.

So named because Croatia is famous for its nude beaches frequented not just by nudists but also normal women from Western and Northern Europe, many of whom go naked.

Suzy is a school teacher and normally dresses conservatively. But on holiday I saw her wearing her Croatian bikini.

Croatian bikini by luvly.nikki August 24, 2010

Croatian loofah 

The Croatian Loofah is when you have a 'preferably' girl bent over fucking her doggy style. You pull out and cum all over her back, then use one of your dirty crusty white gym socks to wipe the cum all over her back; effectively exfoliating her skin

Oh man- I totally Croatian loofah'd this girl last night- smelled like pineapple and staph infection

Croatian loofah by OrganizedAnarchy6969 August 8, 2016

Croatian 

Croatian girls ride cock like no other chicks in the world! If you find a girl who even has a tiny bit of Croatian in her, take her home!!!! She will give you the best night of your life! They are the sexiest girls in the world!

Man I just got me some Croatian last night, best of my life!!!

Croatian by INLOVEWITHCROATIANGIRLS!!!! May 31, 2009

Croatian Language 

The most dick wrenchingly difficult Russian doll of all languages. Just when you think that you've uncovered the key to understanding how to speak it there's a new level of suffixes and word re-arrangements. There's 87 common ways (excluding anomalies) of completing every single noun in this bullshit language, and at the end of it, everyone in Croatia uses one of 3 dialects which are completely separate to the actual language.

Dave: Hey, did you hear Mike's taken Croatian Language for Beginners this semester?
Pete: RIP

Croatian Language by WheelchairDave February 27, 2016

Croatian Taco Tornado

Every girl's dream, no woman should die without experiencing the endless thrill and pleasure that the CTT provides. Only three ingredients are necessary: One Croatian male, one muscular uncontrollable tongue and one taco (aka vagina). After compiling these three ingredients your next move should be lowering your face to meet the taco while whipping your tongue around in a tornado-like motion (hopefully exceeding speeds of 88 mph) Then just listen and enjoy the moans... the groans... the "Oh god"'s and finally the "let's do THAT again".

guy 1: Yo man did you hear what Sime did last night to Bethany?
guy 2: Dude... I know... he totally hooked her up with the Croatian Taco Tornado!!
guy 1: Oh yeah that... well he also ate my butt hole later that night.

Croatian Taco Tornado by Charliesheen3 July 15, 2011

Croatian Fire Brigade 

When you are your 2 best bros head to single cubicle bathroom and urinate everywhere but the toilet bowl, then send you next best bro to go drink the sweet nectar from the piss laden toilet bin.

Bro 1: Hey bro we should go and drench that fire in the bathroom.
Bro 2: I'll call the Croatian Fire Brigade.
Bro 3: Lemme grab a straw.

Croatian Fire Brigade by Bro 100 July 30, 2022