taiwana crime scene

when you preform more than a few various sexual attrocities in one night

this includes but is not limited to
rolly polly olly dirty sanchez chilli dog angry pirate cammodo dragon pink sock cleveland steamer hot carl ect ect

last night there was a taiwana crime scene at marks, 3 girls had to be taken to the hospital and it was a hell of a mess to clean up

by macten10 December 21, 2009

Butterfly Crime Scene

An area on the ground that is filled with dead butterflies.

Harry didn't dare walk through the Butterfly Crime Scene, because he didn't want to be found guilty in any shape or form.

by Miss Joeker May 15, 2012

Tijuana crime scene

n. See DIRTY SANCHEZ. After the dirty sanchez occurs, the suspect proceeds to trash the victim's home. totally.

I gave the mexican bitch a Tijuana crime scene. She was crying.

by Troy McGrath June 15, 2003

Tijuana crime scene

This occurs when guy that is titty fucking a girl shits on her chest just before he cums... he continues to trust back and forth getting the cum and shit all over.... ie a big mess. There can be numerous variations to this

When I was done with Jane she looked like a Tijuana crime scene. Then she mademe dinner. What a dumb bitch!

by Jed June 14, 2003

Lawrence Welk Crime Scene

Its when one senior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.

(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)

I feel sorry for Sally, because she has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.

by Wahaka Jim June 17, 2006

tijuana crime scene

Its a band as well... an emo band.

Did you hear the new Tijuana Crime Scene album?

by Jose January 2, 2005

investigating his/her crime scene

A slang term for masturbation.

Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.

by ScottyBAus March 11, 2008