Brit: this cake is amazing its better than sex i dont think i have tasted anything better than this.. MMMMMMMMMM
Nina: alright love don't creme yourself
Nina: alright love don't creme yourself
by NinzKanarz July 23, 2008
In reference to jizzing on your partners face then quickly and unexpectedly putting your ass in front of their nose and igniting a fart
I told him to shoot his load all over my face but before I could open my eyes the bastard did an about face then ripped & lite one and started chanting "Creme Brulee"
by Vulgarvernacular January 21, 2017
A 300-calorie lump of doughy, glazed goodness that you might as well superglue to your thigh. Lately, they've been concocting a new donut recipe in which the carbs are significantly reduced in light of the new atkins diet wave. The chemicals they stuff into the donut in place of natural carbs are probably just as detrimental. However, they give out free paper hats, which are pretty spiff.
by marymagdalene April 28, 2006
When a person makes a small hole in a Cadbury's creme egg, sucks the creme out then ejaculates into the egg, seals the hole and gives it to their unexpecting victim
by chunkyjizzmonkey February 14, 2019
by grandpubaa March 30, 2006
The art of placing a Cadbury's Creme Egg in a woman's vagina and letting it melt. Then the man continues to have sex wth the forementioned female, and when she's 'ready' she fanny farts it out either onto the man, or onto another surface. And if he or she wishes too, they can eat it. That is Creme Egging.
by Stephen Old April 30, 2007
A creme boy is a white boy who roll with black homies. they not all white bc they have swag and game by association but they aren't a real homie either.
by evenswaggotrules December 21, 2016