cradle napper

someone who gets busy with, taps, and/or tries to date someone who is significantly younger than them. see cradle robber.

john: dude, stop being a cradle napper
dude: what, nah man shes fine and shes got grass on the field.... i'mma play ball
john: DUDE shes like 12!

by optimysterious prime July 8, 2010

Cradle Mountain Curse

When a woman takes her male partner for a weekend away to a place in Tasmania called Cradle Mountain, thus entitling her to ownership of his testicles for eternity. Most men don't believe of this curse when warned prior, but on return from the cursed mountain, he will be sampling cheese platters and playing tennis on a regular basis. As she now owns his nuts, she will never allow him to drink with mates again, he is now a slave to her every need; he has the Cradle Mountain Curse.

Woman: "Hey honey, we should get away for the weekend." Man: "sounds good babe, where were you thinking?" Woman: "how about Cradle Mountain??" (Knowing full well he will be infected with the Cradle Mountain Curse) Man: "okay"

by balzd33p September 3, 2014

cheadle sot

Cheadle is “market town” in Staffordshire Moorlands, except there is only two markets and they only sell socks and gloves. There is two main schools in the town, The Cheadle Academy and Painsley. Most of the people who go painsley have probably put their dick in a bible at some point. Whereas The Cheadle Academy isn’t much better with its corrupt teachers not many good grades come out of the cheadle academy.
As for the people, most of cheadles population is old. The younger generations are either smack heads or genuine good people. In cheadle it’s rare to see someone in a tracksuit that hasn’t participated in some sort of illegal activity.
The main jobs in cheadle are construction, Blockpaving, Tarmacing and bricklaying.
The main construction and best driveway firm in Cheadle is WT RILEY AND SONS.

cheadle sot - a shithole

by Hey321 November 10, 2020

cradle of filth

An extremely controversial symphonic black metal Band from Britain, formed 91-92. Central themes of satanism, religion, vampirism, womanization, and just general evil.

They are controversial not only because of their satanic and often violent or anti-Christian lyrics, but more over because it is a huge argument whether or not they constitute "real" black metal. A lot of black metallers who like Norse black metal claim that Cradle of Filth is horrible, but fans of Cradle of Filth don't really care WHAT you call it, they just like what they hear.

Front man Dani Filth announced early 2004 that a new full-length album, Nymphetamine, will be released this June from Roadrunner Records. This is after their last album under their first major label, Sony Music.

Cradle of Filth has risen to be one of the most internationally popular black metal/metal bands in the world.

The real name of Dani Filth, the lead singer of Cradle of Filth, is Daniel Davey... what cruel parents.

by Matthew J. Shipton March 3, 2004

Cat's Cradle

(n)

1. The reason everyone is screwed up.

2. As children, we try to look for a cat and a cradle in the string game cat's cradle, but we don't see it, thus, it ruins us mentally.

No damn cat, and no damn cradle.

by Rainsdark January 29, 2003

Cat's Cradle

A fun little childhood game that Kurt Vonnegut used to point out the senselessness of human existance. It's all in our minds.

"See the cat? See the cradle"

by kilgore trout December 6, 2003

Cradlez

name given to the biggest lad's in the world, originating in Margaret River, WA, also the most normal person you will ever meet. Cradlez's are loved by everyone ♥♥

that Cade kid is such a cradlez

by CADE THOMPSON August 29, 2010