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crapola

crapola is a word only 45-50 year old uncles use, particularly named daniel. its really just the word crap but your mom was watching so he added an ola at the end in the hopes of you thinking he was speaking of shit brown crayons. uncle daniel fucking sucks. i hate you, daniel
uncle daniel: ugh thats a load of
ur mom: *glares*
you: haha im 4
uncle daniel: crapola!
ur mom: fuck you daniel
uncle daniel: *sues your mom for "stealing his money" but he actually just invested in something they asked him to and he lost money*
by my uncle sucks May 4, 2021
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holy moly crapioli

Known for its amazing jokes and puns, holy moly crapioli.
Holy moly crapioli! I just got my macaroni!

Friend: good for u
by RandomInterneter October 28, 2017
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crapola

1. having a large amount of junk
2. having valueables that are only of value to you.
3. to fill in where would otherwise be a swear word, generally replacing shit.
4. Double crappiness at it's fullest
1. "Hmm... I have to rumage through all of this crapola"
2. "woot, my crapola rocks the house"
3. "... my damn roomate stole all of my crapola"
4. "fucking crapola, my balls are gone"
by exodus May 1, 2004
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crapillary action

Similar to capillary action, this is the process that allows the brown liquid from a baby's full pant load to creep up the narrow gap between their diaper and back rolls. This can happen without a gravity assist - often the crap juice will travel in ways that seem to defy conventional physics.
As I put my hand behind baby to get him/her/it out of the crib, I got a handful of soggy onesie. CRAPILLARY ACTION!!!
by SICST9 January 28, 2018
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crapola

1. Used as a form of insult
2. Can be used to release inner rage
3. Another name for 'Coppola'
4. Crapola is stupid
Crapola! Crapola did a stinky!
by sukie March 7, 2005
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Crapolah

Something that is so crap, there is no other word to describe how crappy it is.
'My english speech was so crapolah'
by Vikkus August 25, 2008
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Crapitola

A normally quaint seaside town that turns into a nauseating traffic scene of valley tourist hell during the summer months. Pack your trash bitches!
Yo, I tried to drive home through crapitola on the way home and I threw up in my mouth a little at all those nasty-ass tourists.
by cocofire June 2, 2009
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