colombia

One of the greatest countries in the world, filled with nice people and beautiful that you are not gonna find in any other country, EVER.

Well, many ignorants think that we are all about drugs, violence, guerrilla and fake-ass bitches, but we aren't, and that fake image media have been showing for years of our conutry couldn't be more stupid.

It piss us off that some ignorants ask us if we do speak english, or if we live under rocks, of if we have some coke of if we eat burritos!!!OMG!!! we're not beasts neither dealers nor mexicans!!!What the fuck is wrong with you people? We're just as good as anyone and we don't need more ignorants talkin shit about us, but i you wanna do it, we won't kill you, we're not getting to your level.We'll you laugh until you learn thata the world is more than just banalities.

Clobian???hahahaha..that's just way to pathetic!!!Colombia just rocks, no examples are needed!!!Viava colombia papá!!

by Yulianne August 23, 2005

Colloban

To be in between. To be in the middle of something. To be stuck in the middle. To be indecisive about something.

"Mate im in coloban about whether to go out tonight"
or
"I feel like im in colloban with you two"
or
"I'm such a bolf...I'm fed up of being colloban all the time"

by Amit Ruparelia July 23, 2004

cologneranger

Someone who wears entirely too much cologne.

I could smell that cologneranger from 15 feet away.

by Cologne Ranger June 16, 2007

Colombian fingerbanging

The act of fingering a girl in a public place

"Damn that guy Dwight was colombian fingerbanging that girl behind Walgreens"

by Colombiandick February 19, 2013

Colognial Soldier

When you fart on your wrist and ask someone to smell your cologne and you put out your wrist for them to smell.

Guy 1: Hey man, check out my new cologne, (holding out wrist.)

Guy 2: (Sniffs) Dude, that smells like shit!

Guy 3: Haha, looks like you just got sniped by a colognial soldier!

by Dookiejuice March 9, 2013

Colombian Time

Colombian time is a different perception of being on time that Colombian people have. It's an extra buffer of about 30 minutes from the original time they agreed on.

My friend agreed to meet with me at 4:15 for running but arrived 20 minutes later. He said he arrive on Colombian time.

by Aquaburro May 16, 2017

Colón (Pronounced Cologne)

Colón is a sea port on the Caribbean Sea coast of Panama. The city lies near the Atlantic entrance to the Panama Canal. It is capital of Panama's Colón Province and has traditionally been known as Panama's second city. Colón was traditionally located entirely on Manzanillo Island, surrounded by Limon Bay, Manzanillo Bay and the Folks River. Since the disestablishment of the Canal Zone, the city's limits have been redefined to include the former Canal Zone towns of Cristobal, Rainbow City, Margarita, and Coco Solo, as well as the former U.S. Army base of Fort Gulick. Also, is found to be a last name. (Not to be mispronounced & mistaked for the human organ)

"There's a Movie Theater in El Paso, TX Called Colón (Pronounced Cologne)!"

by me1980 February 6, 2010