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Cottonwood

A shitty ass little zit of a town in California.
Full of meth head hicks that spend their days in their trailers.
Miserably hot Between May and September (usually 110F) with only a week at the most with good weather then immediately goes to freezing (usually 30F or lower) in the end of September until May, then it is boiling hot again.
Absolutely nothing to do ever unless you find chasing cows fun.
Sometimes used to describe a nasty town, house,person ect.
Person 1: Dude! Look at that trailer park! It is so Cottonwood!
Person 2:Yeah, look at the family of hillbilly's sitting on their plastic lawn chairs!
Person 1: Oh shit, I think they heard us!
Person 2: Run!!! He got his shotgun!!
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Person: dude! I've heard Cottonwood has awesome shit to do there!

Cottonwood Person: Yeah, If you think watching a cow is fun than it is your town.
by Jayme Hates Cottonwood October 18, 2008
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hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods

Code name for being hung over after a night of heavy drinking; commonly used in dorms
Man 1: Where is Jack?

Man 2: He's not up yet he is probably hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods.
by Jbird24 January 1, 2008
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Cottontail

A type of drunkenness where one speaks at an annoying lower level of intelligence often repetitive and antagonistic in nature.
Wow Justin, put down that JOOSE you're getting way to cottontail. -noun

After that game of quarters, Justin was cottontailing pretty bad. -verb
by Michael Quinones December 24, 2007
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Cottonmouth Cure

1. any form of liquid that can be used to cure the cottonmouth from the inhalation of some highly potent (extremely dank) flav.

2. Water

3. A beverage used to cry drymouth caused by: littering and, litterin and, litterin and smokin the reefer. (the blonde BZ from that movie is fine)
shit homie, i need some cottonmouth cure.

I got cottonmouth like a BZ, you got any cottonmouth cure for a cottonmouth king?

Monsters and Water are dank cottonmouth cure.
by Jimbo_Slice September 30, 2008
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Cottonwood Creek Elementary

A weird Elementary school in Greenwood Village CO that has five grades, and compared to prison is almost there
Cottonwood Creek Elementary is a molar like prison
by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019
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Cottonwood

Cottonwood is what you get when you receive a blowjob from a girl with cottonmouth.
"That bitch gave me cottonwood!"
by dmacfour May 2, 2010
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cottontail

When a girl's panties or underwear is sticking out over her jeans. Most commonly noticed when person is bending down; also strangely common among thongs.

When a girl's panties are hanging out, showing you a glimpse of her undies.
"Hey man, check out that cottontail standing in line at the bar."

-or-

"Ma'am, I don't mean to be rude, but you have some serious cottontail back there."
by JoeGamble January 2, 2009
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