coolioes

adj.
A lamer way to say cool.

n.
An event that is mild on the excitement scale.

*Never use it in a sarcastic way because it won't sound good. Awesome>Cool>Sick>Coolioes

A:I got a new book to read.
B: Coolioes.
Coolioes was used here because the event isn't very exciting.

A:I got a new game!
B:Cool!
Cool was used here because the event was exciting enough.

Using "coolioes" in a sarcastic way
A:I got a new yak!
B:Coooolioes.

This is why we don't use coolioes in a sarcastic way, because when you say it sarcastically it sounds like a fat bird.

by coolioes October 13, 2009

cooliosis

back-breakingly cool, gnarly or nifty

1. "I bought a talking cactus today" "Oh, cooliosis!"

2. "She is cooliosis"

by wordywordword April 23, 2011

Coolios

A better way to say "Cool"
A funnier way to say "Cool"

"Hey what's up?"
"I'm at such a wild party! Hbu?"
"Coolios! I'm at my friends house."
"You and your friend come over to the party!"
"Coolios! See you in 20!"

by CoolGal February 4, 2013

coolioolio, yo

Uber-cool, the pinnacle of coolness, with a hint of street.

Or

A very long way of saying "yes".

"Will Ferrell sure is coolioolio, yo!"

or

"Wanna get some frozen yoghurt or maybe a whole meal of food?"
"Coolioolio yo!"

by Miss Austin May 24, 2006

coolios

a newer stupid slang word for the word cool. Usually used by only immature brats and fags. (Not to mention the beans)

Hector: Mi pene es muy grande.
Chavez: Coolios!

by Limpy Simpy January 17, 2008

coolionosis

More than cool.
More than freaking awesome.
It's in a league of its own.
You can't say it like a ditzy white girl, or a gangsta, or even a hippie.

Squint your eyes and say it like you mean it.

Shannon: Guess. What.
Vincent: *yawns* What.
Shannon: I won the lottery!
Vincent: COOLIONOSIS!

by Chanon. July 22, 2006

cooliomonkeyo

something you say when you think something is awesome

Wow! Cooliomonkeyo! You lost your virginity!

by Beccabook October 19, 2006