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contributary

A contributary is a body of water, primarily a river, which flows into a larger river...contributing water to the larger river,
The Arkansas Rivers is a contributary to the Mississippi river.
by bruce st.asiuk September 27, 2023
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fauxa-constrictor

A style of pleather that women and metrosexual men wear. It looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly PVC plastic that can't stay in the sun for too long.
Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"
Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"
by JonnyCarson December 9, 2008
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Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *
by theninjamaster January 2, 2010
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Boa Constrictor

When a male gets a visible erection while flirting with a female, and it is noticeable by gawked spectators.
He had a Boa Constrictor while flirting with the chick in the corner.
by Joe's tongue October 17, 2017
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Boa Constrictor

Taking your foreskin and stretching it over your friends head until he taps out.
Similar to a boa constrictor swallowing it’s pretty.
Wow Matt just got boa constrictored out
by Billbobagginsin September 2, 2021
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The Boa Constrictor

Dislocating your partner's jaw before they give you oral sex.
He gave her the boa constrictor so she could fit all of his manhood in her mouth.
by Jrockoff August 4, 2023
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Bear Naked Constrictor

A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.
Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.
by Bear Naked Constrictor February 6, 2025
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