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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
by Benfea October 16, 2006
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law of conservation of ass

The Law of Conservation of Ass states that women can be changed from one attitude into another, ethnicity combinations can be separated or made, and pure females can be corrupted, but the total amount of ass remains constant.
On Earth the amount of ass remains constant as women gain ass as much as they loose.
IE; a women gets a flat ass when she gives birth to a girl with a large ass, thus upholding the Law of Conservation of Ass.
by Mr ... December 1, 2015
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Conservatory

Where musicians attend college if they are unable to be accepted at a university. Rejection of musicians by universities is most often based on low test scores and grades, poor English skills and most commonly, general lack of intelligence. Prominent examples include the Juilliard School in New York City, the New England Conservatory in Boston, the Curtis Institute in Philadelphia, and the Peabody Conservatory in Baltimore.
Shit dude, I got rejected from Rice and USC, and waitlisted at Northwestern... well, I guess I'll just go to a conservatory then (sighs).
by zhuxx289 November 13, 2010
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Conservation of Effort

Doing the most amount of work in the least amount of time, using the least amount of effort.
Guy1 "Dude how does that guy get straight A's while doing almost no work?"

Guy2 "Idk, he probably uses the conservation of effort"

Guy1 -"Damn, i should start using that too"
by g.d.t. April 8, 2011
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law of conservation of nug

a general rule that states the amount of weed you possess is exactly the amount you originally bought minus what was smoked already
'dude, easy on the blunts, remember the law of conservation of nug'
by Chudaddy November 20, 2011
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Conservation of Femboy Ratio

The term refers to a phenomenon where the percentage of fembois in a given population is always about the same.

For instance, if 10% of a town is femboys then approximately 10%, or 1 person in a 10 people gathering, will be a femboy.
Karl: Man! We can use some femboy in our 9 people group!
Mark: We just gotta get one more person and there will be a femboy among us. It's the conservation of femboy ratio.
Karl: That's kinda sus.
by meowmeowprogrammer December 19, 2021
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energy conservation

Energy conservation refers to reducing energy through using less of an energy service. Energy conservation differs from efficient energy use, which refers to using less energy for a constant service.
For example: driving less is an example of energy conservation. Driving the same amount with a higher mileage vehicle is an example of energy efficiency
by Brandoon October 17, 2013
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