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conquest

1. n. a person who has acceded to sexual arousal and permitted intercourse;

2. n. the act of giving into intercourse after being harried into it under duress but not by brute force.
Most of Tyrone's conquests occurred by just chillin' to the wee hours of the morning with any babe he liked, who eventually grew tired and sleepy, and just chucked her clothes.
by Richard Black May 10, 2005
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conquest

A stunning car of the 80's, aka Mitsubishi Starion.

A very rare and unique car, definately of a kind
"Woah, check out that horn looking Conquest!"
by Anon October 30, 2003
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conquest

either noun or verb, depending on which way is west and whether the sun shines above or below

a person who one wishes to become much closer to, often a long-term goal; one that another wishes to date, but that the one that we formerly referred to as "another" does not see as quite in reach at or for the time being; the act of going after such a person.
kevin: she's so pretty, and interesting.
lindsay: conquest her!
by l in dai sy April 5, 2009
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congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
by Giddy73 May 19, 2017
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Toilet Conquest

causing an entire communal bathroom to leave merely by the smell of your bowel movement.
He must have had the taco shits because that was the most epic toilet conquest I have ever seen.
by Sneaky Rupert July 26, 2016
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World conquest staff

The World conquest staff of the popular roblox game "World conquest" is either full of the most chad people to ever live, like: Phoenix, Marqet, Travel Zap, Tsarvich, Saul, Veronica, sergeant and may others
Or the most virgin mother fuckers in the entire planet like: Harvestann Melvinism Liliez

(nooruallah its in his own category)
Person 1: Man i hate the world conquest staff
Person 2: I love it
by The gym bro May 2, 2023
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clitorious congestion

after having 24 hours of sex, you have just queefed, and all the cum falls out of the vigina.(over and over again)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)
Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
Man: Is that normal?
Woman: Sure.. i guess..
by Esperanza Stiffler January 3, 2010
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