confetti

When a group of friends simultaneously text message a mutual friend. Often a particular subject of the text is agreed upon by the group. The group tells each other their particular text only after the multiple texts are sent.

I can't believe I got confettied last night...you guys!!!

by proscriptionist October 22, 2009

jail house confetti

A slang term for semen.

I gave my woman some Jail house confetti the other night.

by kiwigum2 June 20, 2007

coochie confetti

The bits of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes, usually due to cheap toilet paper.

"when I went for a dive in the bushes, I choked on some coochie confetti!"

by fukifino April 12, 2009

confetti surprise

Is when a guy with a beard eats outs a girl with a hairy bush then sneezes and blows all of her lose pubic hair in the air and yells surprise!

I can my women a confetti surprise last night

by napalm3191 October 19, 2014

Confetti Bukkake

When someone sends you a card, invitation, or other piece of snail mail with a shit ton of "adorable" confetti that bursts all over you, the floor, and fucking everywhere.

Did you get Amy's invitation to the birthday party?

Yup.
Fill of confetti?
Yup.
Get everywhere?
Yup.
Fucking confetti bukkake.

by Hex68 December 18, 2015

confetti necklace

When you let your baby gravy rip all over her chest, sprinkle a package of skittles on her and some of them stick to her. Bonus points are awarded if he/she is able to eat some of them.

Hold still baby... I want to make sure I get this confetti necklace looking juuuuust riiiiight!

by antilimit May 17, 2016

sky confetti

Sky confetti is a winter-positive word for "snow". It is meant to remind you that snow is delightful and, like confetti, should signal the start of some sort of party or festivity. Waaaahoooo!!!

Scene 1:
Girl 1: "Holy shit! We're supposed to get 10-25cm of sky confetti today!"
Girl 2: "Let's go make snowpeople and snowanimals!"
Girl 1: "Huzzah! Let's go do that, friend!"

~~~~~

Scene 2:
Non-binary human 1: "I've been waiting for the sky confetti to start falling since the end of September! I can't believe it's finally here!"
Non-binary human 2: "Let's go celebrate!! Let's build a snowfort!!!"
Non-binary animal 1: "Moooooooooo!!!!"

by ricercar December 10, 2017