Conall

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Conall

A male who often ditched the boys to hangout with his girlfriend. His girlfriend is very self centred and does not like to hang with others when Conall is around.
Hey man sorry I gotta hang with my girl today

Come on bro don’t pull a Conall
by K lol nibba July 26, 2019
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Conall

Messi is the Conall of football
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The Conal Effect

When someone is seemingly absent mentally, and acts like an NPC, but the act is theorized to be an antic disposition, and can destroy the universe if they wanted to.

Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.
"Hey where'd this guy come from?"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"
by Prof. Mogaloid April 25, 2024
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Kiernan conally

Mop or An implement consisting of a sponge or a bundle of thick loose strings attached to a handle, used for wiping floors or other surfaces.
We used the Kiernan conally to clean up the mess on the ground.
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Conalled

To be, put delicately, completely and utterly fisted at something
Oh dude my little brother totally Conalled me at COD
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Conal

A man who can't go 5 minutes without a puff bar.
Conal stanking Reid is having a fit in the bog because he couldn't use his puff bar during study
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