The Conal Effect

When someone is seemingly absent mentally, and acts like an NPC, but the act is theorized to be an antic disposition, and can destroy the universe if they wanted to.

Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.

"Hey where'd this guy come from?"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"

by Prof. Mogaloid April 25, 2024

Conal

A fucking massive dickhead

“Why did you punch me your such a conal

by Joe 6996 July 7, 2021

Conall

Conall is a very dumb person who has a very huge cock. He cannot talk to the girls he likes as he forgets how to flirt. He eventually fumbles the bag

Person1: damn conall talking to a bad bitch

Person2: yeah he’s probably gonna fumble tho
Person3: conall has a huge dick

by Conall has a big dick January 8, 2023

Conal

Fully qualified and the best hairdresser going highly recommend especially if your name is Mia and wish to go 00 all over ❤️

Always get conal to cut

by C_johns September 23, 2023

conal fox

An amazing person that is sexy af and has loads of mates and likes to be the center of a tension and Is good at sports

I wish I was a conal fox
(Conal)

by Rachael mcgtegor July 16, 2017

Conall

Conall is a word used to describe a dude with a big penis and golden retriever energy. Devilishly handsome but completely oblivious. An absolute fiend for pints and can usually be found skulling some moretti’s.

Person A: “Wow - look at that really hot guy skulling all those pints!”

Person B: “Yeah - he looks like a real Conall.”

by Loverofconall August 9, 2022

Conall

A male who often ditched the boys to hangout with his girlfriend. His girlfriend is very self centred and does not like to hang with others when Conall is around.

Hey man sorry I gotta hang with my girl today

Come on bro don’t pull a Conall

by K lol nibba July 26, 2019