Commatose refers to the state or condition of a Communication student who chooses sleeping so sound over doing school requirements that keep on piling up while she/he is asleep.
Person 1: You had your long weekend to accomplish your stuff, but what did you do?
Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.
Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.
by tiredaf_slsu June 7, 2021
Get the Commatose mug.A number 1 selling family car with the engine technology that is so out dated, i dont know why we still have it.
The car is so 'heavy' that HSV can't understand why the car slides into the barriers under hard braking down at the track. Twin Turbos were banned due to the fact that the 5l v8 could not keep up with it.
People who drive them think their number 1 with their bodykits and aftermarket accessories, terrible sounding exahuse, subdoofers and highbeams and fog lamps swiched on at 12 o'clock midday.
A HSV runs a 400m time of 14.3secs and a 2.6L Twin Turbo import can run it at 12.8secs ...hmmmm...yes...so wats so good about the 6L v8???
Oh yeah number 1 aussie car...HA! GM is an American company. the VLs probley the only 1 with a good engine, which is made Japan.
Commodores SUCK!
The car is so 'heavy' that HSV can't understand why the car slides into the barriers under hard braking down at the track. Twin Turbos were banned due to the fact that the 5l v8 could not keep up with it.
People who drive them think their number 1 with their bodykits and aftermarket accessories, terrible sounding exahuse, subdoofers and highbeams and fog lamps swiched on at 12 o'clock midday.
A HSV runs a 400m time of 14.3secs and a 2.6L Twin Turbo import can run it at 12.8secs ...hmmmm...yes...so wats so good about the 6L v8???
Oh yeah number 1 aussie car...HA! GM is an American company. the VLs probley the only 1 with a good engine, which is made Japan.
Commodores SUCK!
DOOF DOOF DOOF!!! here we go again, a group of loosers pulling up in da sic commodore bro
Do a burn out!!! oh sic mate!
Do a burn out!!! oh sic mate!
by Commodores Suck August 14, 2006
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A mistake in mass production from Australia's General Motor's branch; Holden, for the previous 24 years.
All automobiles sporting the "Commodore" badge are;
- Poor in both quality and design.
- Over priced, and over rated.
- Over marketed.
- Extremely Basic.
- Cosmetically and mechanically appauling.
- Not worth pissing on.
All automobiles sporting the "Commodore" badge are;
- Poor in both quality and design.
- Over priced, and over rated.
- Over marketed.
- Extremely Basic.
- Cosmetically and mechanically appauling.
- Not worth pissing on.
"Dude, my $12k Japanese 2 litre turbo just destroyed your $70k 6 litre Commondore, how do you feel about that???"
"I have no originality. I also drive a Commodore."
"I have a small penis, i try to compinsate with my 6 litre V8 Commodore"
"I think I drive a sports car because I drive a 2 door Commodore"
"I spent as much money as my new luxury version Commondore as a new Luxury Mercedee's, because bogans will think I'm cool if i drive a Commodore."
"Commondore is to Bogan as water is to ocean."
"I have no originality. I also drive a Commodore."
"I have a small penis, i try to compinsate with my 6 litre V8 Commodore"
"I think I drive a sports car because I drive a 2 door Commodore"
"I spent as much money as my new luxury version Commondore as a new Luxury Mercedee's, because bogans will think I'm cool if i drive a Commodore."
"Commondore is to Bogan as water is to ocean."
by Glenjo June 25, 2006
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by sippawitz August 15, 2006
Get the holden commodore mug.It refers to a dreadful state or condition of a certain Communication student who passed out due to unbearable academic requirements.
Engineering student: What happened to her?
Education student: She's in commatose.
Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?
Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!
Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!
Education student: She's in commatose.
Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?
Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!
Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!
by hi_there! June 10, 2021
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Did you hear about That Esther chick? She gives commodores out like nobody"s business. She actually got me out onto the lawn.
by Viciousbubble January 13, 2009
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