comeyhomey

When your friend says he'll lie for you and then his conscience gets the better of him.

Dude, you said we was cool! No one would find out, but, now your pulling a Comeyhomey?

by Butch Plees May 14, 2017

Comeysexual

Someone who claims to go both ways but only goes one.

Apparently that chick was a Comeysexual

by Chardoggy May 29, 2018

commatose

Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.

I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?

by QuacksO January 31, 2021