Coleman

Someone who abuses old and dead memes and who is just a right manky lad

Hey stay away from that Coleman.

by ABSOLUTE MAD LAD May 4, 2018

Coleman

Coleman <n> To take it up the chuff
Coleman <adj> To be extremely sore around the anal region

1) OHHH MANN I JUST GOT COLEMAN'D
2) OHH DAM MY ASS HURTS LIKE A COLEMAN

by Nuttalicious October 29, 2008

Coleman

Someone who is captain of the turd burglars. Funny at times but mostly pointless and senseless. Someone who has their moments.

Did you see that Coleman at the store what an idiot.

by Chiknnugit January 10, 2014

Coleman

1. Word used often on Valentine's Day when a guy gives a girl dead flowers.

Girl 1: "Did you hear? George gave his girlfriend dead flowers that he found in a trashcan on Valentine's Day!"
Nancy: "Ugh... What a Coleman!"

2. Guy who lets his friends eat the candy he recieves on Valentine's Day, despite the fact it is from someone special.

Jacob: "Hey, who's Crunch bar is this?"
Coleman: "It's mine, but you can have it."
Jacob: "Are you sure? It says

'To: Coleman

Love: Grandma
P.S. Keep this forever. I might die tomorrow' on it. That sounds pretty meaningful."
Coleman: "Yea man, go ahead. It's just a Crunch bar."

by Doyoulikemypost? March 22, 2010

Coleman

Coleman is the hottest guy in the world every girl wants to go out with him

Coleman should date maiya boyd

by #jakepaulforlife February 3, 2018

Coleman

A totally brokeback asshole.
He thinks he can DJ, but he can't. His friends just use him for the free stuff. He likes to lie...God hates him. He's a fungly, shrimpy, ginger, that has to pay friends to stay with him.
He will never get laid.

Dude! If you want the ladies to want you, don't be such a COLEMAN!

by Lori Bo Bori August 29, 2008

Ronnie Coleman

Ronnie Coleman is the most majestic man in existence. He is no unpreceivably muscualr and vuluptous if you dont get a boner while looking at this man your dick just doesn't work. It's not evena sexual thing its just your dick acknowledging the alpha male in the room.

Ronnie Coleman:*while deadlift Saturn's rings* LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYY..... YEAHH BUDDAY

by Babatundedid911 April 6, 2020