post coital fart

The act of finally letting out flatulance after having sex in a monogamous relationship. Single people may find this act disgusting, but married folk consider it mildly flattering that their partner held their gas long enough to engage in intercourse. Married people know that gaseous discharges is a sure way to let their significant other know that they have zero interest in sex. Holding it in until after the sex act lets the spouse know that they were both horny and gassy.

I treated my wife to a romantic evening of flowers, dinner, and wine. I found out later she wasn't feeling very well, but she did her part. After we went at it like horny teenagers, she let out a huge post coital fart. All I could do was laugh.

by pokerguy95 December 14, 2009

Cohiba

The Finest Cigar From Cuba. Established In 1968, Cohiba Quickly Became The Flagship Brand Of Cigar. Cohiba Are Medium Size Cigars And Are Usually Sold In Tins Of 20.

Pass Me A Cohiba Amigo.

by $lick N1ck G April 22, 2006

chita

beautiful breed , she not fake parasite pooh,, she is the best person to hang out wit

hey besfran 🥺

chita is the bestttt

by poopypeepeehaha October 17, 2019

post-coital flatulence

The flatulence that ensues after having relaxing sex. It's the fart that seems like you are ripping space time due to the extreme relaxation of your sphincter.

The fart you hear from your parents bed room.

Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"

by The Farterman August 27, 2011

Posse Comitatus

In English common law, the power of a county sheriff to enlist able-bodied citizens of the county to help him in the pursuit and arrest of a felon.

"Whoever, except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army or the Air Force as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both." (Title 18, Section 1385 of the United States Code)

by flood control dam #3 March 26, 2007

coital handjob

A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.

So last night I got a coital handjob. I got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.

by takewhatIhave April 27, 2006

chitalianese

someone who is part chinese, part italian

"His mom is Italian and his dad is Chinese."
"Doesn't that make him Chitalianese?"

by looch looch February 23, 2007