Cock Monger
Cock Monger by James Aaron Smith February 26, 2008
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Cock Monkey
A term of endearment often used to refer to a person or object. Cock Monkey can carry a negative connotation as well, but is often used to show affection towards one another. A cock monkey is ofter a hairy sexy beast.
Last night while cuddling with him, I rubbed my hands through his chest hair. I love my little cock monkey!
Cock Monkey by cockmonkey April 19, 2012
cock-monger
A merchant of cock either his own or others like a he-bitch-man-pimp(Duece Bigalow) or Gigolo. Usually done from a stall in the same way as fish-mongers(on ice). Customers can thoroughly inspect the merchandise before use.
cock-monger by Shaylen September 21, 2006
Cock-Monger
A variation on the word "warmonger" that means anything that Duke Nukem says, involving his inch cock in your mouth. LoL.
"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!" - Duke
"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!" - Duke
Cock-Monger by Duke Nukem's Pet Rhino July 26, 2012
cock monkey
1. A person whom when see's or touches cock, starts acting like a horny monkey, making monkey sounds and jumping around
2. A blatent and proud homosexual, or complete faggot
2. A blatent and proud homosexual, or complete faggot
1. My brother is a goddamn cock monkey, he really loves cock.
2. I went to prison and became someones cock monkey.
2. I went to prison and became someones cock monkey.
cock monkey by Shit Forest November 11, 2008
cock monkey
cock monkey means that the person who you call a cock monkey literally means they have a monkeys male genitilia, which therefor means that they are rediculously dumb and deserved to be shot. it comes from the teenage word dick head
cock monkey by tony May 13, 2005
Swagga Like Cock Monkey
Swagga Like Cock Monkey by Kevin Kowelin May 26, 2011