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Dodging the coat hanger

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Dodging the coat hanger is an insult that can be thrown to people who are insanely irritating. It is an inside reference to a baby fighting off a mother trying a home abortion kit.
Griff, your so retared. Were you dodging the coat hanger for the first eight months of your existence?
by StompinBoots June 18, 2009
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when you hang a woman by her vagina off your dick
"dude i totally gave her the coat hanger"
"wow your dick must be sore
by freerlikesmen May 8, 2011
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Being pregnant.
After having unprotected sex, Gail was up baby creek without a coat hanger.
by Doc Bliss July 7, 2016
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rusty coat hanger

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an extreme insult basically telling the person that their existence is completely meaningless and should have ended before it started in the form of home abortion with the assistance of a rusty coat hanger.
Man, your mom should have rusty coat hangered your ass!
by faulkyoutoo March 7, 2005
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the coat hanger kids

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the coat hanger kids was a Canadian TV show that was aired during the early 1990's.

marketed as a kid's show. it's main goal was to further explain the sanctity of life as of means of giving alternatives to performing abortion during pregnancy.

as explained in the pilot episode the "said" kid's where aborted children that rose from the un-born dead to speak out against abortion with the teachings of Jesus Christ.
boyfriend: you know this could really cramp our college style?

girlfriend: well i don't know, what would my parents think?

the coat hanger kids: no wait let us explain why you shouldn't give up on our brothers and sister's!
by raskowski February 20, 2009
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Mexican Coat hanger

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When you cannot get an abortion in America so you travel into Mexico and get brutally fisted by three Mexicans
My period is late, looks like I'm due a Mexican Coat Hanger
by PurpleAkii June 24, 2022
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The process of impregnating a girl, aborting the fetus with a coat hanger, placing the fetus in the girl's anus, having anal intercourse with the girl, impregnating the fetus, aborting the fetus' fetus with the same coat hanger, sticking that fetus in the first fetus' anus and having anal intercourse with the girl and the first fetus, impregnating the second fetus and repeating, ad infinitum
I thought that biddy went to take a shit, but she really was just passing 4 fetuses from her most recent recursive coat hanger abortion.
by A bent coat hanger July 19, 2010
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