certamen

Latin competition or quiz bowl.

Suzy had fun answering the hard certamen questions.

by puellaestdorkus April 19, 2012

certificatology

The study of certificatation (and other shit)

"Hey mister, are you sure that you are qualified to be extricating this jar of delicious Smucker's grape jelly from my tender young bunghole"

"Why, of course I'm qualified to do this. Afterall, I am a self-proclaimed Doctor of Certificatology."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad February 4, 2006

3 hole certified

a chick that will take in the Ass, Mouth, and Snatch

that hoe is 3 hole certified

by bheron July 12, 2006

Certi

short for certified. When someone or something is really cool

My friend can do a back flip. That is so "Certi"

by D_MANLYK June 1, 2017

Popeye's Certified

Popeye's Certified- A state of being and/or lifestyle in which one has achieved the level of "Hood Rich" in local society, but despite all the fame and fortune, one is never too good to eat at Popeye's Chicken.

Coined by: Andre Nickatina in his 2010 album Khan! The Me Generation

Defined above by: Tanner Pauline 2011

One is Popeye's Certified if you meet the following prerequisites:
1) achieve "Hood Rich" status.
2) enjoy the finer more expensive things in life.
3) NEVER be too good for Popeye's Chicken, because Popeye's Chicken is Bomb!!!

by Tanner Pauline December 26, 2011

girth certificate

Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.

by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018

certifam

This is what YouTube star Ryan Taylor calls his fan base. He also regularly uses the word "certi" which is short for certified or very good.

"What's going in certifam"
"Welcome to a new video certifam"

by SimplyGog_yt_hmu April 18, 2018