clincher

A turd that will not relinquish its grasp on your anus, forcing you to clinch your asscheeks together in order to pinch it off.

"That shit just wouldn't let go; it was a real clincher."

by deek March 29, 2003

clitche

A clit that is itchy

I was working out and now I have the worst clitche.

by mark wahlberg March 4, 2012

cliche

A very common used phrase by people trying to get a point across without saying much.

Sport figures love to use a cliche to get out of a hard question

by Uconngiants80 August 12, 2005

Cliche

something boring and stereotypical, like starting an essay with a definition

It was a dark and stormy night... (Cliche)
Once upon a time... (Cliche)
The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines "courage" as... (Cliche)

by graboidozoid October 19, 2023

Pinch a Clincher

To produce a colossal turd that seals the deal.

I'm next in line for the can, dude - I'm about to Pinch a Clincher!

by IDStarGirl October 7, 2018

sphincter clincher

A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.

by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009

Cunt Clincher

A fat bitch who has a large vagina, who could crush you with a mere flex of her pelvic muscles.

Jimmy: Holy shit! Shes fat as fuck!
John: I bet that bitch is a cunt clincher!

by Auhxy April 4, 2017