cremation "retort" or 'oven'
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
by michael foolsley September 21, 2011
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Receptionist: "Good afternoon, Clinical Services"
Me: "I am running low on medication"
Receptionist: "And who's your case manager?"
Me: "Joan"
Receptionist: "OK, I'll transfer you to Joan"
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Rescheduling an appointment
Me: "I have an appointment with Dr. Sweet on January 11 and have to reschedule"
Receptionist: "You won't be able to get in until April 14"
Me: "I guess I'll keep the 11th"
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Joan: "We don't have the time to keep signing papers..."
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Joan (to my mother): "If he continues to have any suicidal thoughts, let the police handle him!"
Me: "I am running low on medication"
Receptionist: "And who's your case manager?"
Me: "Joan"
Receptionist: "OK, I'll transfer you to Joan"
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Rescheduling an appointment
Me: "I have an appointment with Dr. Sweet on January 11 and have to reschedule"
Receptionist: "You won't be able to get in until April 14"
Me: "I guess I'll keep the 11th"
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Joan: "We don't have the time to keep signing papers..."
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Joan (to my mother): "If he continues to have any suicidal thoughts, let the police handle him!"
by JLS0986 January 16, 2008
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A term used to describe someone who gets all psycho and stresses about a boy, sometimes characterised by ‘snap map’ stalking and behaviours similar to an FBI agent, when said person believes a boy does not like them (even thought he probably does) or when said person wants to know if a British soccer boy is seeing yet another freshman.
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Noun (paradox)
When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.
The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.
Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.
The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.
Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.
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