A legendary pair of butt cheeks. When patty caked with no hands this ass makes a clapping noise heard for miles around, that of thunder. Their has yet to be a thunder clapper to be born, but ancient prophets along with modern science has foretold that the great thunder clapper will come down from the heavens to show us the erotic ways to twerk and booty clap. Oh great thunder clapper I bow to thee.
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by Boogaloo man February 26, 2020
Get the Stay strapped or get clapped mug.Christ! Look at the fatty clappers on her!
A man would kill to bury his face between those fatty clappers!
I'd love to spooge my filthy yogurt over those fatty clappers.
A man would kill to bury his face between those fatty clappers!
I'd love to spooge my filthy yogurt over those fatty clappers.
by Strangely Sane December 27, 2011
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Get the ass clapper mug.A contraction of the company "Apple" Inc. and the products that it clobbers together from preexisting off-the-shelf products made by other companies, otherwise known as "Crap".
Question: Why doesn't crapple have any engineers?
Answer: Because a company of high school dropouts (like CEO Steve Jobs) are jealous of intellect. They either scare engineers away if they happen to hire one, or they chew them up and spit them out after stealing their technical knowledge and ideas and claim them as their own.
Q: Does John Geleynse STILL "work" as Director of Crapple's "World -Wide Technologies Evangelism" sit-there-and-gossip department in spite of the fact that he lied about having a college degree and has absolutely no skills?
A: Yes in spite of the fact that he has leaked employees' and customers' personal information taken from crApple's Apple Directory database to his Psychotic Church affiliates both inside and outside of crApple. And in spite of the fact he has outstayed the "Klingons". What else would you expect from a no-trick-pony icon artist that exemplifies Crapple?
Answer: Because a company of high school dropouts (like CEO Steve Jobs) are jealous of intellect. They either scare engineers away if they happen to hire one, or they chew them up and spit them out after stealing their technical knowledge and ideas and claim them as their own.
Q: Does John Geleynse STILL "work" as Director of Crapple's "World -Wide Technologies Evangelism" sit-there-and-gossip department in spite of the fact that he lied about having a college degree and has absolutely no skills?
A: Yes in spite of the fact that he has leaked employees' and customers' personal information taken from crApple's Apple Directory database to his Psychotic Church affiliates both inside and outside of crApple. And in spite of the fact he has outstayed the "Klingons". What else would you expect from a no-trick-pony icon artist that exemplifies Crapple?
by DanTheMan23 February 21, 2011
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