Homeboy Butter Churn

When you give yourself a buttermilk enema (and keep it in) and let one or more homies churn it into butter via anal sex

"guys make sure you RSVP for the Homeboy Butter Churn this weekend, I need to know how many bottles of buttermilk to get"

by PhatSphoincter September 24, 2025

Wisconsin butter churn

Filling a vagina with milk and cracking till it turns too butter.

Jonah vollmar Wisconsin butter churns and eats it on whole wheat bread.

by Wjhfhdbaksihrrh March 2, 2026

Butter churn

The butter churn, in which you give your partner a hand job and getting them to finish multiple times and leaving the nut to dry and adding it to a dish and feeding it to your partners parents.

Guy number 1: I got butter churned last night, and went to my parent’s house.

Guy number 2: are we deadass.

by Arealonewasherejustknow January 3, 2026

Churn the Dookie Butter

Plunging a backed up toilet full of shit!

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!

by MM85 July 15, 2014

churn (or) churning butter

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.

After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004

churns my butter

Southern term for when someone makes you sexually aroused or intrigued.

He really churns my butter.

by Tympanic Pulse February 13, 2013