The act of inserting a straw or tube into ones anus and then propelling cocaine/crushed pills directly into recipients anal cavity.
"Any seasoned drug addict will tell you this but it's been my experience that, in a pinch, I can usually grind some pills and funnel them into my ass. Any funnel will work but I prefer the oil strainers you pick up at the neighborhood gas station. Though If the opportunity presents itself, I prefer to get a close friend/honest looking stranger to shoot the finely crushed pills directly into my colon by inserting a straw or an empty pen tube into my anus, filling their lungs with air and blowing vigorously (I often refer to this as Culture Clubbing). The trick here is to have a good idea of how much product will be escaping your ass by way of farting after the initial insertion. Thusly you need to compensate the amount of powdered drugs accordingly (Note: the amount will vary if you are by yourself with a paper funnel or on the other spectrum, using a pneumatic device). Obviously it should go without saying the amount of air you're able to use to propel the granules through the straw will have a direct effect on the amount of powder that will come shooting back into the face of your friend. Make sure he/she has a dust buster or sandwich baggy at the ready when this happens.
Clearly Mr. Giraldo was simply testing his limits and made an honest miscalculation. Hopefully he makes a speedy recovery and doesn't forget the lessons he's learned."
-excerpt taken from JLDS
Clearly Mr. Giraldo was simply testing his limits and made an honest miscalculation. Hopefully he makes a speedy recovery and doesn't forget the lessons he's learned."
-excerpt taken from JLDS
by mud00 September 29, 2010
Get the Culture Clubbing mug.There are many variations of chubblings and chubbers, the slimy chubbling is a smaller however just as queer alternation of the family tree. Slimy chubblings often take on the form of sidemen and victims who fantasise about taking two BBCs up their behind. On the other hand they are failures at everything and fail to do this as they persevere to one goal, becoming a Slimy Chubber.
"Slimy chubbling get your queer ass over here, i want to insert a popsicle into your ass and suck it out."
by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018
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Sam's Clubbing happens to be the gratuitous occasion of arriving on destination via Sam's Club and partaking in the various locales of samples and/or hand-outs as a meal.
My mother took us out Sam's Clubbing because she spent all of her food money on an assortment of plastic surgeries.
by Pitahbred/Dir August 14, 2010
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ME: Hey guys let's go clubbing!
Kyle: Ya awesome! I'll bring my golf clubs!
(happiness for all ensues)
Kyle: Ya awesome! I'll bring my golf clubs!
(happiness for all ensues)
by Steveeee?#@$ April 16, 2008
Get the clubbing mug.The act of paying ridiculous amounts of money to enter a dimly-lit, highly-flammable room just to dance for a few hours to overly repetitive music that a 5-year old composed. And you have to dress like you're going to a royal banquet or the bouncer will throw you out. Usually, illegal drugs are served so as to help the attendees tolerate the music.
by yup September 15, 2003
Get the clubbing mug.A "chubling" is a fat/pudgy/plump baby version of ANY species. This word originated today while my brother and I were looking at fat tadpoles.. he said "come check out these little fatties." I first commented on their excessive chubbiness, and my brother then referred to them as "chublings." ..I knew urbandic was the way to go with this fantastic word.
"yo, get over here and check out these little chublings"
.. a fat baby ANYTHING.. human/frog/dog/cat.. as long as it's chubby and a baby, it's a chubling.
.. a fat baby ANYTHING.. human/frog/dog/cat.. as long as it's chubby and a baby, it's a chubling.
by patryk May 26, 2007
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