chonkmas

Festive spirits in the air when you or your four-legged friend is feeling a little round.

Merry Chonkmas from my overweight cat, to you and yours!

Shit - after all of those cookies, this year is going to be chonkmas.

by down2thecora December 16, 2021

chonkalamalonkas

When you see a chick with some big titties that makes you wanna stare at them honkers. Then dig your face in them.

Wow, look at Angela, her chonkalamalonkas are bouncing when she walks.

by Kokushibo April 24, 2022

chonkalamalonkas

When a chick has a big pair of boobs that make you wanna dig your face into them.

Holy shit, that chick’s chonkalamalonkas are bouncing.

by Kokushibo April 24, 2022

chonaka

A sassy slightly chubby biracial baby

She's always bossing us around making us get her snacks. Such a chonaka

Daddy loves you my chonaka ❤️

by anonymous January 30, 2025

Chonkianity

Chonkianity (noun): A community-driven practice within the spiritual movement of Chonkism, focused on fostering harmony by celebrating chonkiness—the robust, serene essence of plump felines. Grounded in Chonkism's view of chonkiness as a neutral state with potential for harmony or imbalance, Chonkianity cultivates a collective tradition through shared online efforts to nurture this balance across all felines. Unlike Hammonism, which centers on individual reverence for Himothy Ham, the prophet-avatar of the Eternal Chonk, guided by the Meow-nifesto of Ham, Chonkianity emphasizes a unified approach to honoring chonkiness’ inherent nature through supportive community actions.

Example 1: "She joins Chonkianity to promote balanced diets for her chonky cat with online support groups."
Example 2: "His Chonkianity effort shines through hosting virtual workshops on caring for chonky felines."

by Church of the Mighty Ham October 10, 2025