Choking the bandwidth

When you hog up all the internet bandwidth from streaming all that 4K anal porn

*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2019

choking victim

-punk/ska band from NYC.

-started Crack Rocksteady

-now known as Leftover Crack

"we have no rights, we have no future.
no reasons why, just born to die"
-choking victim

by Aaron July 28, 2003

Choking Barnaby

Commonly referred to as the best position (has to be performed in the prison showers). Where one extremely gay black man allows another man to shove their penis all the way up one of his nostrils whilst chewing on his balls, making sure to soak the pubes thoroughly. when they are done, they have to meet up with their friend Barnaby to be able to show them the evidence that they have done "The choking Barnaby"

oh boy i can't wait to do the choking Barnaby with my granddad!

by Epic english guy69420 January 15, 2019

Choking on your chin

A phrase which denotes the state of being upset, angry, or sad to the point where it seems like someone would be choked on their chin.

May also be abbreviated as chin or saying someone is chin or chinning.

Tom: Hey man, you choking on your chin?
Bill: Fuck off Tom, my house just burned down.

by lithiiicon February 11, 2013

choking heat

Smoking a cigarette.

Jimmy T gave me shit for choking heat in in his car

by Heatmakers November 17, 2016

choking on LAN

The act of heavily underperformimg on a LAN setting when compared to online play. Terminology mainly used in competitive videogames (e-sports).

"The team was amazed to see just how hard he was choking on LAN, as he was their top performer online."

by IsaacTheEarl September 2, 2017

Choking the burrito

When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.

George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.

by Neeomboo March 27, 2019