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Parish Chilton

An upper white trash version of Paris Hilton. A white trash female or transvestite who aspires to be like Ms. Hilton and who consciously adopts fashions, speech and mannerisms made famous by the spoiled scioness of the Hotel magnate.

A conjunction of the two terms Parish and Chilton, each with mainstream references, e.g., "Parish" is the Louisiana equivalent to "County" and "Chilton" is a reference to the Auto Parts Reference Manual. The urbandictionary.com definitions of these terms are considerably seedier and decidedly connote that which is thoroughgoingly low class.
Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like the Jim Beam bottle. Oh and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.

Marcus: "One word, Bobby. . . go girl!"
by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
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Chilidog sex

Chilidog sex is when you get a titty fuck after getting shit on your cock. This can happen after an anal accident or intentionally.
She was getting assfucked and shit on his cock. Rollie naturally thought of chilidog sex instead of beating her.
by King Dan J January 11, 2009
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Haylie chilibolist

A girl that is really mean and bitchy, her close friends are just as annoying as her. Mean to everyone and generally ruins things.
Never stops talking and yelling.

haylie: Bla bla bla bla!!!! hahhahhaahahahah (annoying nasaly laugh)

Dude what a haylie chilibolist!
by hayliehater January 22, 2010
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chicito

crazy good dancer

mix of papasito and chico
ayyy chicito, look at that guy dance!!
by alejandra arringtina April 4, 2009
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Chilton

a small city of about 3000-4000 people, in Wisconsin. They have a beautiful School and are in Calumet county.

There is also a town in Texas called chilton.
My Boyfriend just moved from Milwaukee to Chilton.
by Emo Cat August 22, 2011
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chilipossum

Means anything but no.
Are you ok? I'm chilipossum." "Do you want to go to the movies? Chilipossum.
by armyguy08 July 24, 2011
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Texas Chilibowl

After performing a Moroccan Mudslide, the woman will stand on her head, and the man funnels his own vomit back in to the womans ass and then packs in at least an ounce of cocaine. he then snorts out some cocaine, and then calls a male midget stripper. the stripper pleases the woman with a phone covered in hot sauce, while the man sits in the corner and beats off to aniaml planet. the woman then stands up,and the remaing cocaine, vomit and hot sauce is caught dripping out of her ass in a pot. This is performed by every lunch lady at your school, and the cocaine shit hot sauce vomit semen mixture is then used in another sexual act called The Sloppy Joe.
lunchlady:i love texas chilibowls
Midget: you and your husband are fucking weird
Husband: OHHHHH GODDDD I LOVE ANIMAL PLANET
by JDubz October 23, 2006
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