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Texas Chilibowl
Texas Chilibowl by Zorgoth The Relentless November 13, 2004
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Haylie chilibolist
A girl that is really mean and bitchy, her close friends are just as annoying as her. Mean to everyone and generally ruins things.
Never stops talking and yelling.
haylie: Bla bla bla bla!!!! hahhahhaahahahah (annoying nasaly laugh)
Dude what a haylie chilibolist!
haylie: Bla bla bla bla!!!! hahhahhaahahahah (annoying nasaly laugh)
Dude what a haylie chilibolist!
Haylie chilibolist by hayliehater January 22, 2010
Texas Chilibowl
After performing a Moroccan Mudslide, the woman will stand on her head, and the man funnels his own vomit back in to the womans ass and then packs in at least an ounce of cocaine. he then snorts out some cocaine, and then calls a male midget stripper. the stripper pleases the woman with a phone covered in hot sauce, while the man sits in the corner and beats off to aniaml planet. the woman then stands up,and the remaing cocaine, vomit and hot sauce is caught dripping out of her ass in a pot. This is performed by every lunch lady at your school, and the cocaine shit hot sauce vomit semen mixture is then used in another sexual act called The Sloppy Joe.
lunchlady:i love texas chilibowls
Midget: you and your husband are fucking weird
Husband: OHHHHH GODDDD I LOVE ANIMAL PLANET
Midget: you and your husband are fucking weird
Husband: OHHHHH GODDDD I LOVE ANIMAL PLANET
Texas Chilibowl by JDubz October 23, 2006
Texas Chilibowl
Something shoved forcefully up the rectum that involves a bowl of chili, a telephone, and a hundred feet of live wire.
Doctor: Son, what the fuck is that sticking out your ass?
Patient: (in pain) a Texas Chilibowl, sir.
Doctor: (shouts) Jim, we have another one!
Patient: (in pain) a Texas Chilibowl, sir.
Doctor: (shouts) Jim, we have another one!
Texas Chilibowl by Adum50 March 19, 2010
Texas Chilibowl
When one takes a diarrhea dump into another person's spread open, upwards facing, rectum. The dumper then proceeds to eat the contents out of the rectum with a spoon or spork depending on how chunky the chili was.
Guy: Baby, my love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in.
Girl: Oh yeah? Then it's time for a Texas Chilibowl!
Girl: Oh yeah? Then it's time for a Texas Chilibowl!
Texas Chilibowl by Lester Chunks May 26, 2008
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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