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Chiliboy 

One who frequents Texas A&M's chilifest or one of the many doods at Galveston's "The Lounge". These people are also commonly know as "homosexuals".
Man, my car broke down in Montrose and there was no one around to help but a bunch of chiliboys.
Chiliboy by Mr Sllew October 30, 2011
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Texas Chilibowl 

No one's quite sure what it is, but it involves Tabasco Sauce, a Telephone, and the Anus.
Trett Boyette gave the Sixth Grader a Texas Chilibowl.

Haylie chilibolist

A girl that is really mean and bitchy, her close friends are just as annoying as her. Mean to everyone and generally ruins things.
Never stops talking and yelling.

haylie: Bla bla bla bla!!!! hahhahhaahahahah (annoying nasaly laugh)

Dude what a haylie chilibolist!
Haylie chilibolist by hayliehater January 22, 2010

Texas Chilibowl 

After performing a Moroccan Mudslide, the woman will stand on her head, and the man funnels his own vomit back in to the womans ass and then packs in at least an ounce of cocaine. he then snorts out some cocaine, and then calls a male midget stripper. the stripper pleases the woman with a phone covered in hot sauce, while the man sits in the corner and beats off to aniaml planet. the woman then stands up,and the remaing cocaine, vomit and hot sauce is caught dripping out of her ass in a pot. This is performed by every lunch lady at your school, and the cocaine shit hot sauce vomit semen mixture is then used in another sexual act called The Sloppy Joe.
lunchlady:i love texas chilibowls
Midget: you and your husband are fucking weird
Husband: OHHHHH GODDDD I LOVE ANIMAL PLANET
Texas Chilibowl by JDubz October 23, 2006

Texas Chilibowl 

Something shoved forcefully up the rectum that involves a bowl of chili, a telephone, and a hundred feet of live wire.
Doctor: Son, what the fuck is that sticking out your ass?
Patient: (in pain) a Texas Chilibowl, sir.
Doctor: (shouts) Jim, we have another one!
Texas Chilibowl by Adum50 March 19, 2010

Texas Chilibowl 

When one takes a diarrhea dump into another person's spread open, upwards facing, rectum. The dumper then proceeds to eat the contents out of the rectum with a spoon or spork depending on how chunky the chili was.
Guy: Baby, my love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in.
Girl: Oh yeah? Then it's time for a Texas Chilibowl!

Chilibomb 

Chilibomb is a custom built chili concoction with a detonation of flavor to disarm your hunger.
A Chilibomb may release a detonation of flavor to disarm any sensation of hunger. All users are advised to proceed with caution with disassembly of their Chilibomb. A Forktronic device may be required for disarming some of the larger Chilibombs.
Chilibomb by chilihead August 17, 2009
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