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Texas Chilibowl 

No one's quite sure what it is, but it involves Tabasco Sauce, a Telephone, and the Anus.
Trett Boyette gave the Sixth Grader a Texas Chilibowl.

Haylie chilibolist

A girl that is really mean and bitchy, her close friends are just as annoying as her. Mean to everyone and generally ruins things.
Never stops talking and yelling.

haylie: Bla bla bla bla!!!! hahhahhaahahahah (annoying nasaly laugh)

Dude what a haylie chilibolist!
Haylie chilibolist by hayliehater January 22, 2010

Texas Chilibowl 

After performing a Moroccan Mudslide, the woman will stand on her head, and the man funnels his own vomit back in to the womans ass and then packs in at least an ounce of cocaine. he then snorts out some cocaine, and then calls a male midget stripper. the stripper pleases the woman with a phone covered in hot sauce, while the man sits in the corner and beats off to aniaml planet. the woman then stands up,and the remaing cocaine, vomit and hot sauce is caught dripping out of her ass in a pot. This is performed by every lunch lady at your school, and the cocaine shit hot sauce vomit semen mixture is then used in another sexual act called The Sloppy Joe.
lunchlady:i love texas chilibowls
Midget: you and your husband are fucking weird
Husband: OHHHHH GODDDD I LOVE ANIMAL PLANET
Texas Chilibowl by JDubz October 23, 2006

Texas Chilibowl 

Something shoved forcefully up the rectum that involves a bowl of chili, a telephone, and a hundred feet of live wire.
Doctor: Son, what the fuck is that sticking out your ass?
Patient: (in pain) a Texas Chilibowl, sir.
Doctor: (shouts) Jim, we have another one!
Texas Chilibowl by Adum50 March 19, 2010

Texas Chilibowl 

When one takes a diarrhea dump into another person's spread open, upwards facing, rectum. The dumper then proceeds to eat the contents out of the rectum with a spoon or spork depending on how chunky the chili was.
Guy: Baby, my love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in.
Girl: Oh yeah? Then it's time for a Texas Chilibowl!

Chilibomb 

Chilibomb is a custom built chili concoction with a detonation of flavor to disarm your hunger.
A Chilibomb may release a detonation of flavor to disarm any sensation of hunger. All users are advised to proceed with caution with disassembly of their Chilibomb. A Forktronic device may be required for disarming some of the larger Chilibombs.
Chilibomb by chilihead August 17, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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