chili dog

When a chick is sucking a man's cock, he pushes HARD down on the back of her head causing her to gag and vomit on his manhood. She then slurps and sucks the chili-looking vomit off his DOG.
This drunk bitch had too many burritos for dinner, so when she choked while suckin' my 15-inch missile she ended up chili doggin' me.
by Rambone 69 March 13, 2006
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When a man proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse (of the anal variety) with a woman or another man and while performing this act the man or woman defecates on the mans penis. The defecating man or woman then proceeds to eat the feces of of the mans penis, similar to that of eating the chili off of a chili dog. The penis is the hotdog, the buns are the buttocks of the recieving man or woman, and the feces are the chili.
Franks said his penis smelled like shit for three days after sally gave him the "chili dog."
by james the barbarian July 13, 2009
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During spooning, the act of the spoonee farting on the phallus of the spooner. Considered particularly embarrassing if performed by a vegan.
Person 1: I was spooning a girl last night when she gave me a chili dog!
Person 2: Awesome! Was she a blonde chick from Pennsylvania?
Person 1: How'd you know!
Person 2: She did it to me last week! I was totally awkward turtle.
by Wacky Turtle February 22, 2007
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Chili dog

Possibly the best concession ever invented, consisting of your ordinary hot dog or smokie, except you add a chili that has nothing but the meat and sauce. Grated cheese or cheese sauce is optional.
I love the chili dog and i hate how Urbandictionary is good at ruining my snack.
by Flash Dude November 19, 2011
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chili dogging

When you are tit fucking a girl and you take a dump on her chest to provide lubricant. The resulting penis covered in excrement between her tits resembles a disgusting chili dog.
Sharon wanted to get a little freaky last night, so I went chili dogging.
by Jason Myers January 21, 2004
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The Chili Dog

When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.
who wants to eat this chili dog?
by horny bastard April 03, 2005
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chili-dog

my girl dried out so i gave her a chili-dog instead
by Sam Ellington August 20, 2006
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