Paul Chek

When your sitting around the fire pot in your parents backyard and Backyard Blitz supplies the goods and pulls out the Medicine of God in front of your Dad and lights it up all whilst ‘Boys light up’ is playing in the background, The Grass gets puff puff passed around between Backyard Blitz, Martin Bishops and Hitmonlee whilst Micky Boy is just completely oblivious to it all, Nek minut The Haystack kicks in and Micky Boy is all of a sudden copping an absolute quiz festival left right and centre from the 3 musketeers, yet he still manages to maintain that he’s ‘never gone near the stuff’ in his time! Eventually Ricky Ponting comes along with an absolute stinger drawing Micky Boy’s final straw, he has one final swish of his Milton Mango before mumbling ‘that’s me boys’ making his way back inside whilst ‘stumbling in’ begins playing on Spotify!
With Micky Boy resorting to the computer room to ruin his cervical spine and fall asleep watching athletics videos on YouTube, remixes of normdogtrillionaire & Suzi Quatro‘s stumblin in lyrics and words of round 2 of The Stuff start circulating much like the 3 homemade wines and/or beers in stubbies! although the problem is it hasn’t been prepared yet so Backyard Blitz sprints Frontyard Blitz to his utility vehicle to conjure up his fierce recipe of Brocolli, Several lifetimes later Backyard Blitz makes it back to his throne of a camping chair in prime timing for ‘My Ambitionz az a Ridah’

The rest is History & Martin Bishops is a Rider

We getting on the ‘Paul Chek’ then?

by Jonny Sins November 23, 2021

cheput

cheput is the meaning of asshole with a small dick that thinks he is the best in the world and that everybody is his friends but he is a scumbag that he thinks he is manly and everything the world revolves around him and he makes unnecessary noises and is mentally disabled.

mike:you are such a cheput
you:that is really offensive

by louiszehm October 26, 2011

Chenuri

Kind hearted, smart, sweet and the cutest person in the world who barely sleeps and still manages to be cheeky throughout the day and gets away with all her mischief with her charm. Chenuris tend to tease a lot most of the time unknowingly she also doesn’t observe her surroundings and takes silly decisions . A phillophobic who loves to blow and play with bubbles

Damn She’s a Chenuri
I just became a Chenuri

by Bubssss June 14, 2018

Chekhov's Unregistered Firearm

A dramatic principal that states every element of a story must be completely unnecessary and never called back to.

Season 7 of Doctor Who contains numerous examples of Chekhov's Unregistered Firearm

by redsleepinggrass November 29, 2022

Chaveler Cheque

n. Similar to a traditional cheque but differs in the fact that the cheque is guaranteed to bounce. Given out by chavs usually to Argos stores in exchange for cheap jewelry.

"So I heard that Argos lost £3000 through chavelers cheques last quarter"

by FlyHigh September 3, 2005

glass cheque

A Glaswegian term: Describes a special glass bottle, containing Irn-Bru, or other similar soft drink, available in many cornershops in Scotland. The bottle is returnable and currently attracts a 25p refund when you give the bottle back to the shop. Called a cheque as they are often collected and cashed (like a cheque)by students and cheap bastards alike either to buy more Bru, or with enough bottles, some skag.

I'm gonnie cash these glass cheques and get some more Bru and a kebab.

by Dean Durrant August 19, 2006

Cheekus

A Mythological warrior princes of Cherub and Angelo-Saxton decent whose facial cheeks exceeds the average amount of fatty tissue, creating a cute and doll like appearence.

Did you ever read the story about Cheekus and Goliath?

by Robbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 11, 2006