Cheesy Dick

The art of eating Hot Cheetos (usually drinking Dr. Pepper as well) and never washing your hands, proceeding to wipe them on your pants right next to the genital region, therefore leaving a stain of cheese on your dick.

"Look at Eric eat those Hot Cheetos"
"He is such a mess"
"Now watch him wipe his hand on his pants"
"He's got a bad case of cheesy dick"

by DaKushmasta June 24, 2016

cheese dick

matts unclean penis involving cheese activities

unwashed penis indicates build up of yellow cheese in other words cheese dick

by jesus farmer July 10, 2006

cheese dick

A man who has been given the unfortunate burden of an unhealthy build up of smegma on the penis due to a combination of poor hygiene and just really bad genes.

Jesus fuck, y'know what Gezelle told me? That Chris is a smelly cheese dick.

by The Swindler May 13, 2005

cheese dick

When you dip your dick in cheese and get a midget girl to lick it off and then stick it in her ass.

Man, look at that midget bitch, I'd love to cheese dick her.

by Mace from Spiffeh land September 4, 2008

cheese dick

Someone who continuously tries to screw you over while playing video games.

I won't play with Smash Brothers with Dave Murdoch anymore, he's being a cheese dick.

by Lunch Box January 30, 2005

cheese dick

One whose "member" has the properties of cheese, namely soft and easy to melt.

The president is a remarkable cheese dick.

by R. Snot August 29, 2003

Cheese Dick

the guy driving in front of you whom refuses to pull away from a green light while yet no cars are coming.

*stop at red light*
*red light turns green*
"why isnt this car pulling out?"
*five mnutes go by*
WHY THE F*** AREN'T YOU MOVING, CHEESE DICK?!

by Lula12xoxox March 10, 2011