Cheeswhiz is what happens when your dick hole is so impacted with dick
cheese that when you try to pee, your whiz sprays in unpredictable directions. Like a broken sprinkler
head or split water
pipe.
Floyd's wife, Mildred was quite pissed when she found that his Cheeswhiz had soaked the fresh
roll of toilet
paper and her new flower print shower curtain.
Oscar knew he was in for a real asswhoopin' when he noticed his cheeswhiz had just hit the
big biker at the urinal next to him.