wanker's cramp

British slang:
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.

Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.

You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

masturbator's cramp

Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.

"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."

by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

Wanker's Cramp

The Most Deadly of British Diseases

Marik- Somebody call an ambulance! This limey needs urgent medical assistance! Apparently he has Wanker's Cramp.
Joey- Oh no! Bakura, speak to me!
Bakura- Wanker's Cramp: The Most Deadly of British Diseases.

by J-T-G March 21, 2009

Worker's Chomp

When an employee abuses their lunch break and either uses the corporate card to pay, or takes extra time and later claims it was a business lunch.

You gotta love worker's chomp, today I was out from 11-3 while i told my boss i was meeting a client for lunch. to top it off, i paid for me and my mistress on the corporate card!

by itaub1 May 18, 2009

Wanker’s Cramp

Wanker’s Cramp is a wrist cramp commonly recived after masturbating for long periods of time.

Example:
Billy recived wanker’s cramp during his attempt of the 60-minute masturbation challenge

by Bekfas December 18, 2018

that’s chap

“that’s chap” could mean 2 different things , it all depends on the situation. “that’s chap” could mean “damn, thats tuff” or “hell nah”

•“wanna come hit dis club up?”

me : “that’s chap”

• “i ran out of gas”

me: “that’s chap”.

by @guhthatsme_.x December 28, 2019

wanker's cramp

A condition commonly occuring in those diagnosed with RSI, (although not necessarily), in which the sufferer experiences pain or discomfort after excessive wanking.

Sean: wank me off, bitch.
Lucy: i can't, i've got wanker's cramp.

by 400 May 30, 2008