cerebral palsy

The sexiest of the palsies

Zach Anner has Cerebral Palsy, the sexiest of the palsies

by Spoonles June 26, 2010

cerebral arrest

A sudden pause in speach or thought. Commonly mistaken for stuttering or stupidity.

Oh no, I think he's going into cerebral arrest.

by FrEqOuT23 November 22, 2006

Cerebral Hendrix

This is a very severe hangover.

The combination of excessive alcohol and allnight partying results in a state of utter distress for the brain in the cerebral cortex. Followed by a constant inner noise in the head that can only be described as a Jimmy Hendrix guitar session. So you are having a Cerebral Hendrix.

by Monkey Magic number 10 September 29, 2008

cerebral cortex

This is the thinking part of the brain that receives nerve impulses from all the sense organs. Each association neuron is connected to thousands of other nerve cells. They interpret signals from sense organs enabling you to see, hear, smell, taste, and feel.

When you touch something hot your sense organs send nerve impulses up the spinal cord and to the cerebral cortex which then sends it back down to your motor nerve that makes your muscle move away from the source of heat.

by strawberry shortcake heheheheh February 26, 2018

cerebral ballsy

A guy who thinks with his nuts. Or, in scientific terms, intertesticular formation of cerebelum. Also diagnosed as scrotal recall.

Hey Rod, don't you think about anything but banging broads?
Actually, no I can't. See, I was born with something called cerebral ballsy.

by deaf triscuit December 27, 2011

Cerebral Poison

Disney channel.

Anything with those Olsen girls in it is cerebral poisoning!

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

cerebral-lolzy

When one is so overcome by lawlz that their motor functions are severely impaired

Lord Fappington: "whats wrong with that dude, he's all doubled over shaking and teary?"

Dude with answer: "He's got the cerebral-lolzy from this funny ass joke I just told

by DoktorJwnes July 10, 2009