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inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities

When you just don't care if you clog the vote section, so you attempt to put stuff only you know about on Urban Dictionary.

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
"I hate Brian Reese. He's super fat and ugly, and I don't like him at all, ew retard alert XDD"
"Ayy Double Slash is a beast yo he finna flex that YouTube bank on y'all"

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
by Double Slash June 14, 2018
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Masturbation Celebration

An indicent where you have just done or accomplished something incredibly good, but instead of going to a party to celebrate this you go home and masturbate your ass off. You just did something incredible so that makes you extra happy, thus turning you on more.
We won the football game, but instead of going to the party we all went up to the locker room and had a masturbation celebration.
by A shitty excuse for a name November 1, 2006
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Celebrotion

Celebrating only with your male friends. Similar to a stag or bachelor party, but applicable to any celebration worthy event.

Also: Celebrote, Celebroting
Man: A raise! This calls for a night out!
Woman: Awesome, what are we doing?
Man: I don't think so, this is going to be a celebrotion!!
by VinnyM November 21, 2010
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goal celebration

A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Goal Celebration example:

*Player 1 scores a goal.

*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.

*Player 2 grabs him.

*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.

*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.

*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.

*All team mates orgasm with player 1.

*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
by Chullage February 3, 2009
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celebrislut

Any woman (or man) who become famous, or adds to their fame, by doing things that would gain the average person nothing but shame and ridicule.
The father of Anna Nichole Smith's kid could be one of four guys, Paris Hilton has a new porn video on the net, Britney Spears shaved her head on the way to rehab, What Celebrisluts!
by Enfomoco February 24, 2007
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Celebrective memory

Similar to selective memory. Caused by either the death of a celebrity or the launch of someone into celebrity status.
This is a trait commonly found in hipsters. It is widely proliferated by the media and their lack of real news.
Celebrective memory in death
Whitney Houston premortem: "haha Whitney and bobby are probably doing crack or heroine. What a waste."

Whitney Houston postmortem: "omg. There will never be another Whitney. Her music touched me so much."

Celebrective memory in stardom
Jeremy Lin prestardom: "wtf who's that Asian guy on the warriors?"

Jeremy Lin poststardom: " honestly, Lin is already on the level of Kobe and wade. You could tell he had something all along, but he just let it loose."
by Mijo May 27, 2012
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