CATERCAT

CATERCAT is my nickname for my very best friend, Keelyn. Don't ask. See TACOBOB

"CATERCAT! TACOBOB is in need of your assistance!!", said TACOBOB

by TACOBOB_AND_CATERCAT May 17, 2019

cyberbate

The act of masturbation in front of ones computer, or to have cybersex

I must go cyberbate with my girlfriend who live's two thousand miles away

by joe reppert April 8, 2004

Chasterbate

Produce sexual orgasm by manual stimulation of genitals in a
deliberatly detached and non-overtly sexual manner.

Chasterbation
Chasterbatory

"I was horney as hell but the wife was having none-of-it so
I decided to surreptitiously chasterbate after I thought she
was asleep."

"It is my opinion that chasterbation and T.V. watching are
closely related activities."

"The inventor of Chasterbatory toys would make a fortune
selling them for use at sperm banks and other places where
the clinical production of fresh sperm samples is required."

by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008

Caseybate

The act of masturbating with one hand and fingering yourself in the ass wth the other hand.

Steve was quite agitated when he sprained his wrist, for he could no longer caseybate.

by Ronchetto July 30, 2008

cryerbate

To cry, whine, or otherwise complain to garner pleasurable attention and sympathy. Negative connotation, especially when used to describe chronic, pointless bitching.

We've all heard it before so why don't you go cryerbate in your room and leave us alone?

by febrile42 September 5, 2008

Caseybate

The act of masturbating the male member while pleasuring one's self anally with the opposite hand.

Steve expressed extreme agitation at spraining his left wrist; he realized that he would be unable to caseybate to Ricky Martin videos anymore.

by Ronchetto December 7, 2005

catsterbate

the act of masturbating with a fuzzy black cat

Whaoooo!! Tyler you catsterbate WAYYY to much,its kinda creepy......O.o

by selurmun March 26, 2011